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you know what's mortifying?
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smack is like the leisure
suit of the nineties.
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instead of wrecking dad's
buick on prom night,
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these little suburban
fucks are copping habits.
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and oding in the rec room.
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and you're different because...
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i never got to the prom.
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traded my cummerbund
for two bags and a rig.
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do you even know why you
did the shit that you did?
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you ever read that interview
with william burroughs.
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where they asked him
why he shot heroin?
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he said, "so i can get up
in the morning and shave."
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yeah. so, it was
like a grooming thing.
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you kidding? i hated to shave,
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but in hollywood,
got to look your best.
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louis prima:
♪ when you're smilin' ♪
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♪ when you're smilin' ♪
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♪ the whole world
smiles at you ♪
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♪ and when you're laughin' ♪
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♪ oh, you're laughin' ♪
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♪ mm, and the sun
comes shining through ♪
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you looked so moronic
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in your little fast-food outfit.
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yeah? well, believe it or not,
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serving america's
frozen fish needs
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is not my primary calling.
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i'm sorry, college boy.
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where'd you go?
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how can i help you?
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um, let's see.
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give me a fish sandwich
with extra sauce.
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you got that good sauce?
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tartar?
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yeah. yeah. tartar.
gob it on there.
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oh, yeah? so, what's
your m. o., huh...
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picking up ez burger
boys at the drive-thru,
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- getting them bounced out of rehab?
- uh-huh.
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hey, you guys still open?
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hey...
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you guys still open?
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you're going the wrong way.
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sorry.
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do you have some matches?
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i just need some matches.
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- matches?
- yeah.
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yeah, sure. we keep them
with the kiddie meals.
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i'll get them.
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hey, you're one of those
rehab patients, aren't you?
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what is it, whimpering
wounds or something?
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jesus.
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whispering winds.
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hey, it's obvious.
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you're too darn sad-looking
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just to be another
retard in a pink visor.
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it's red.
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oh.
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do you want to go have
a cup of coffee?
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you want me to go have
a cup of coffee
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with you right now?
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yeah.
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shit! shit!
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wait. ggh!
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all right.
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oh, i wish i was high.
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shit!
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- agh!
- sorry.
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it's ok.
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i've never done this
straight before.
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trust me, on smack,
i was a real stud.
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the first time anybody touched
me after i got clean,
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i thought, "jesus, that's
why i needed drugs."
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it was 7 years ago.
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yeah. well, i got 92 days,
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but who's counting, right?
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so, what, did i
get you in trouble?
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it's no big thing.
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besides, my three-month stretch of
rehabilitative fry-cook therapy
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was up tomorrow, anyway.
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- i just missed the mugging.
- the what?
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you get a mug
when you finish your stint.
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right. i forgot that part.
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anyway, i got to get
back to l. a.
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oh, goddamn, you're from l. a.?
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i'm not, but i moved
out there to pursue my art.
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who says?
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i want you to meet bessie.
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man: that's where
they kept mr. chompers.
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- mr. chompers, like the puppet?
- yeah.
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why, are you a puppeteer?
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yes. i'm a puppeteer.
i'm a writer.
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- you write that crap?
- wrote.
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oh, god, i get it.
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you're, like, this angsty,
arty, hemmingway type
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who, like, sold out
to hollywood,
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hit the needle, and
ended up in rehab.
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you tv geeks don't do
anything original, do you?
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actually, the tv geek part
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is just a little side effect.
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i was getting a little too
fucked up in new york,
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so i thought,
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"i'll move out to california
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and get away from drugs."
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so, you went to l. a.
to get away from drugs.
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that's pretty good.
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i miscalculated.
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hey, it's an honest mistake.
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hey, i'm all about honesty.
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so, you came out cold, or
did you know somebody?
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ugh...
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why do you want
to know all this?
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well, really,
there's only two things
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you can do in a hotel room,
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and we already did one of them,
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more or less.
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yeah. i sure showed you
a good time, didn't i?
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yeah, excellent.
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come on. tell me.
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well, i had this friend nicky
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who was kind of a drug
buddy from high school.
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- careful, careful, careful.
- this is great.
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yeah. it is great,
but this is a big machine.
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i've never had a car before.
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- this is excellent.
- really? try it out, man.
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give it a spin.
try out the brakes.
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come on!
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he was one of those guys
who was always scheming up.
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shit that almost happened,
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and i was popping
so many of his pills,
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it all sounded great.
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well, he gave the script
to a guy he plays golf with
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who happens to have
a lot of money... moe levine.
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check it out. moe levine.
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this guy moe levine read it.
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he likes it. he loves it.
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says he might want
to put on the play.
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ha ha! you fucking kidding me?
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no. i am not kidding you.
i am not kidding.
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and you've just been keeping
this under your hat?
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he really wants to put it on?
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he might. no.
he seriously might.
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- the play is the thing.
- this is great, man.
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what a day. what a day
to be cruising around.
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i think we made a fine choice.
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i never had a car, man.
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ok. so it's like boy meets
chucklehead, and then what,
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boy gets this terrific job
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writing alien puppet sitcom?
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well, it wasn't really
that simple.
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i kind of had to sleep
my way to the middle.
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really? you and nicky?
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mm, no.
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nicky and i drew the line
at necking.
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actually, he had this girlfriend
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who had a girlfriend
who needed a green card.
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there's about 200 of
these turkish fishermen
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standing around on the dock,
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and, because it's a holiday,
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they were falling over drunk,
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and i'm wearing these
incredibly high heels
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and holding this massive cake
done up in the american flag.
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sandra, what you're describing
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sounds like a wonderful
scene for jerry,
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who's a pretty good writer.
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i tell you, by the time i'd
finished running that gauntlet,
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i looked like i'd
been cake wrestling.
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vola, is my future husband
always like this?
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i mean, he can
behave normally, right?
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no, not really,
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especially when benny
has made a house call.
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which he hasn't
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because i don't associate
with benny anymore.
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you've made that clear,
and i understood it.
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- ask jerry.
- who's benny?
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vola: he's a prepubescent
drug dealer.
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what's this, heidegger?
you a big fan of his?
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well, i'm trying
to get through it.
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it's not exactly light
summer reading.
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yeah, but it's probably good
for, like, plotlines
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and character names,
stuff like that, right?
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have you seen "mr. chompers"?
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i don't have a tv.
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nicky: ooh, see what i mean?
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this is like a good,
like, give and take.
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this is, like, she likes to
bullshit, you like to bullshit.
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- that's what i mean.
- can i have the pipe?
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can i have... yes. you
may have the pipe.
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it's over here,
and then it's over here.
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and then it's over there,
and then it's over here.
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great.
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sandra: oh, jerry, you
don't have to charm me.
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we're only getting married
on paper, you know?
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you got to get a load of this.
what is this outfit?
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- this is like mad max here.
- yeah.
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what is this, leather?
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actually, it's jewish leather.
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it's designed for humiliation.
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so, what do you think? she's ok.
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she's ok. she's british.
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what does that mean?
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- means she's british.
- she's cool.
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you're gonna really dig her
when you get to know her.
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i don't want to know her, vola.
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i'm just getting married to her.
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i'm just saying she's nice.
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yeah, if you got for that studied
nonchalant brit type of thing.
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suck my dick.
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- how's it going?
- wonderful.
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you're girlfriend's face
is two inches from my ass.
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- i'm in seventh heaven.
- congratulations.
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hey, jerry, i didn't know
you were a fiction writer.
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- oh, nicky, what are you doing?
- what?
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she had the book, and i
said that you were in it.
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i'm not embarrassed about that. i'm proud
of that. i'm not gonna back off from that.
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you won an award for that. he won an award.
he's a good writer.
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you know, jerry, maybe you
should come down and meet craig.
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you know, we're always
looking for new writers.
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oh, on "mr. munchman"?
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- "mr. chompers," actually,
- right.
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and we really do try to push the
form, strange as it may sound.
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well, i'm sure my
"hustler" credentials
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will just slip me
right in the door there.
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so, what are we doing here?
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are we trying to plan
a wedding, or what?
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when you want to do this?
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- what about now?
- now?
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- yeah.
- right now?
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there's an all-night chapel
down on el dorado.
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it'd be pretty cool.
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that's right. there is.
should we do that?
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jerry, today
is a good day to die.
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woman: how much did she pay you?
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- what?
- to get married.
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30,000.
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- that's a lot of money.
- mm-hmm.
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did you love her?
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occasionally.
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did she love you?
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hmm...
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i think she saw us
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as this potential
hollywood power couple
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in the making,
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which is kind of like love.
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woman: "mr. chompers."
please hold.
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so, do you feel
different being married?
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you know, we're gonna have to
keep it professional in here, ok?
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oh, ok.
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sorry i'm late,
but i was actually doing
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the one part of this job
that i enjoy.
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i was meeting with a group
of librarians
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who want me to develop
a mr. chompers literacy program.
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this fella tests
higher than barney.
252
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i'm amazed.
253
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it's really quite
fantastic, jerry.
254
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it's like craig has discovered
255
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- some kind of untapped myth.
- hmm.
256
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jerry, sandra showed me some of
your fiction and your awards,
257
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and i have to say,
powerful stuff,
258
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almost too powerful.
259
00:11:42,938 --> 00:11:45,308
i'm wondering if your mind can
260
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function down on our level.
261
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where would you like to take
our little friend here?
262
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what do you mean?
263
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i'm sure you have some ideas
for our loveable puppet.
264
00:12:00,472 --> 00:12:02,512
i'd say fuck the
loveable puppet.
265
00:12:02,513 --> 00:12:06,851
this guy is a web-toed metaphor
for the american dream gone bad.
266
00:12:06,852 --> 00:12:11,460
i see mr. chompers as
a modern-day tom joad.
267
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woman: she's in a
meeting right now.
268
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can i take a message?
269
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i grew up in pacific grove.
270
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i hung out on cannery row.
271
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have you ever
been there, sandra?
272
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no, i don't think so.
273
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i started reading...
what's his name?
274
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- steinbeck.
- steinbeck when i was nine.
275
00:12:29,033 --> 00:12:30,630
- i like this.
- the little guy.
276
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the little guy,
everyman, the tramp.
277
00:12:35,342 --> 00:12:38,347
i like this.
the defender of the common man.
278
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gandhi. it's going too far.
279
00:12:42,524 --> 00:12:46,604
this could seriously reshape
the second-season bible, sandra.
280
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here's a piece of shit, jerry.
281
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i wrote it and rewrote it,
but it ain't working.
282
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if you can make that work,
you're on, okay?
283
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okay.
284
00:12:59,558 --> 00:13:02,958
sandra, get me a copy
of "grapes of wrath."
285
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jerry, good meeting you.
286
00:13:06,639 --> 00:13:08,639
jerry: so, now i got to rewrite
craig's piece of shit,
287
00:13:08,643 --> 00:13:11,581
and i'm sleeping
on nicky's couch.
288
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woman: were you getting high?
289
00:13:14,087 --> 00:13:15,187
maintenance, you know?
290
00:13:15,189 --> 00:13:16,589
enough pot to blind an ox.
291
00:13:16,592 --> 00:13:21,032
and whatever else
was laying around.
292
00:13:43,411 --> 00:13:46,151
hello?
293
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mom...
294
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mom, this isn't the bank.
this is jerry in california.
295
00:14:00,784 --> 00:14:04,050
you called me, mom.
296
00:14:04,053 --> 00:14:07,693
ok. all right.
fine, mom. are you ok?
297
00:14:07,694 --> 00:14:10,274
mom, are you ok?
298
00:14:12,169 --> 00:14:15,107
ok. mom? i really mean this.
299
00:14:15,108 --> 00:14:18,008
i have to go. i hope you
have a wonderful day.
300
00:14:18,014 --> 00:14:21,424
good-bye, mom. mom, good-bye.
301
00:14:42,196 --> 00:14:45,535
man: suicide is one of the
great mysteries of our time.
302
00:14:45,536 --> 00:14:48,166
when warren stahl
took his own life,
303
00:14:48,174 --> 00:14:50,113
he took a part of us with him.
304
00:14:50,114 --> 00:14:52,582
woman: god, baby, that's
at such a formative age.
305
00:14:52,584 --> 00:14:54,324
man: oh, a terrible,
terrible waste.
306
00:14:54,325 --> 00:14:57,390
i mean, he achieved so much.
307
00:14:57,393 --> 00:14:59,062
oh, god! he hates me.
308
00:14:59,063 --> 00:15:01,003
i am steel. steel feels nothing.
309
00:15:04,675 --> 00:15:06,075
why, warren?
310
00:15:06,077 --> 00:15:08,247
why did you leave me with them?
311
00:15:08,248 --> 00:15:09,617
they hate me.
312
00:15:09,618 --> 00:15:11,148
we don't hate you, mom.
313
00:15:11,154 --> 00:15:13,023
correct me if i'm wrong, brad,
314
00:15:13,024 --> 00:15:15,734
but isn't it illegal to name
a cat warren in this state?
315
00:15:17,534 --> 00:15:22,208
i want to go, too.
316
00:15:27,286 --> 00:15:29,416
so, what do you think?
317
00:15:29,423 --> 00:15:32,696
it's really weird.
318
00:15:32,697 --> 00:15:36,504
i wrote that, like, 10 days ago.
319
00:15:36,505 --> 00:15:38,105
i think you should
be really proud.
320
00:15:38,108 --> 00:15:41,714
hmm, "proud" isn't
the first word
321
00:15:41,715 --> 00:15:44,345
that comes to mind.
322
00:15:44,353 --> 00:15:46,163
you know, i think
i've had a crush on you
323
00:15:46,164 --> 00:15:48,527
since the first time i met you.
324
00:15:48,529 --> 00:15:52,368
woman: doesn't sound
like she was too bad.
325
00:15:52,369 --> 00:15:54,777
jerry: she was beautiful,
she was witty,
326
00:15:54,778 --> 00:15:56,744
and she had no idea
who i really was.
327
00:15:56,745 --> 00:16:00,215
did you know who she really was?
328
00:16:00,218 --> 00:16:01,486
i'll be right back.
329
00:16:01,487 --> 00:16:05,157
- what are you doing?
- hang on.
330
00:16:05,162 --> 00:16:06,802
are you ok?
331
00:16:09,336 --> 00:16:11,536
woman: don't tell me. not
the medicine cabinet.
332
00:16:11,542 --> 00:16:15,247
jerry: oh, yeah.
by then, i was a pro.
333
00:16:15,248 --> 00:16:17,788
you know the old
cough-and-flush technique?
334
00:16:19,390 --> 00:16:21,760
cough when you open,
flush when you shut it.
335
00:16:21,762 --> 00:16:23,565
sandra: jerry, are you ok?
336
00:16:23,566 --> 00:16:25,766
yeah. i'm fine.
337
00:16:25,770 --> 00:16:27,610
jerry: works pretty good unless
you forget to put back the drugs.
338
00:16:27,611 --> 00:16:30,247
then you have to flush twice
and plead bad plumbing.
339
00:16:46,377 --> 00:16:48,146
you know, i think that was
probably one of the best episodes
340
00:16:48,147 --> 00:16:49,477
we've had this series.
341
00:16:49,483 --> 00:16:52,623
really? hoo, that's
kind of a scary thought.
342
00:16:54,928 --> 00:16:57,164
do you want to stay the night?
343
00:16:57,165 --> 00:16:59,695
no. i don't think so.
i'm gonna head home.
344
00:16:59,704 --> 00:17:02,344
it's getting kind of late,
and i got to get up tomorrow,
345
00:17:02,345 --> 00:17:04,547
all that... stuff.
346
00:17:04,548 --> 00:17:06,316
jerry, i've had an idea.
347
00:17:06,317 --> 00:17:08,186
you haven't found anywhere
to live yet, have you?
348
00:17:08,187 --> 00:17:10,124
uh, no.
349
00:17:10,125 --> 00:17:12,825
not really too good
at looking for places.
350
00:17:12,830 --> 00:17:15,500
i'm much better moving out.
351
00:17:17,339 --> 00:17:20,779
well, i was just
thinking that, you know,
352
00:17:20,780 --> 00:17:22,580
it could really help
my green card situation
353
00:17:22,584 --> 00:17:26,289
if we lived under the same roof.
354
00:17:26,290 --> 00:17:28,160
you know, i've got
this spare bedroom
355
00:17:28,161 --> 00:17:30,400
that i never go into
which you could work in
356
00:17:30,401 --> 00:17:32,936
undisturbed all day,
as i'd be at work.
357
00:17:32,937 --> 00:17:34,707
obviously, i don't mean
"moving in" moving in.
358
00:17:34,708 --> 00:17:37,778
right. the only thing is,
there's actually this guy
359
00:17:37,780 --> 00:17:41,587
who i have kind of gone down
the road with on a place,
360
00:17:41,588 --> 00:17:44,927
and i feel like i'd be
kind of leaving him
361
00:17:44,928 --> 00:17:47,928
in the lurch if i just...
362
00:17:47,934 --> 00:17:49,803
you know what i mean?
363
00:17:49,804 --> 00:17:53,814
thanks. bye.
364
00:17:56,317 --> 00:17:57,586
jerry...
365
00:17:57,587 --> 00:17:59,355
yeah. i can't...
366
00:17:59,356 --> 00:18:01,526
i don't even know how to
talk about this right now.
367
00:18:01,528 --> 00:18:03,198
i'm, like, still
spinning from that,
368
00:18:03,199 --> 00:18:04,767
and it was...
369
00:18:04,768 --> 00:18:07,738
i mean, i don't even have
a driver's license yet, ok?
370
00:18:07,740 --> 00:18:10,377
that's where i'm at, so...
371
00:18:10,378 --> 00:18:13,785
but i'm just gonna...
372
00:18:13,786 --> 00:18:18,326
i'm gonna let myself
out, all right?
373
00:18:21,768 --> 00:18:24,707
you didn't have
a driver's license?
374
00:18:24,708 --> 00:18:27,608
jerry: i didn't have a wallet, and
i was making five grand a week.
375
00:18:29,216 --> 00:18:31,856
all that money,
what about the swimming pools
376
00:18:31,857 --> 00:18:37,264
and doing coke
in limos all night?
377
00:18:37,265 --> 00:18:39,695
try sleeping on nicky's couch,
378
00:18:39,704 --> 00:18:41,014
eating his painkillers,
379
00:18:41,015 --> 00:18:44,576
and driving a '76 caddy.
380
00:18:44,581 --> 00:18:48,921
mose allison;
♪ well, a young man ♪
381
00:18:48,922 --> 00:18:53,402
♪ ain't nothin' in this world
these days ♪
382
00:18:57,807 --> 00:19:00,545
♪ well, a young man... ♪
383
00:19:00,546 --> 00:19:04,216
where are my pills?
where the fuck are my pills?
384
00:19:04,219 --> 00:19:06,759
- what are you talking about?
- benny's percodan, they're gone.
385
00:19:06,760 --> 00:19:08,326
what did i do with them?
386
00:19:08,327 --> 00:19:09,657
did i put them in there?
did i misplace them?
387
00:19:09,664 --> 00:19:10,774
- you keep them in this thing?
- yes.
388
00:19:10,775 --> 00:19:12,334
no. they're not in there.
389
00:19:12,335 --> 00:19:13,604
i mean, i don't know
what i could've done.
390
00:19:13,605 --> 00:19:15,875
- did i put them here?
- all right.
391
00:19:15,876 --> 00:19:17,906
well, first of all, they couldn't
have just gotten up and walked away.
392
00:19:17,914 --> 00:19:20,250
let's find them, man, all right?
393
00:19:20,251 --> 00:19:21,991
let's scour the house. you take that side.
i'll take here.
394
00:19:21,992 --> 00:19:23,624
ok. scour, but, i mean,
be thorough
395
00:19:23,625 --> 00:19:25,394
because i want you to go
through all that stuff.
396
00:19:25,395 --> 00:19:27,595
they got to be
around here somewhere.
397
00:19:27,600 --> 00:19:29,435
could vola have taken them?
398
00:19:29,436 --> 00:19:31,005
is that possible that vola
could've taken my drugs?
399
00:19:31,006 --> 00:19:32,536
i doubt vola would do that.
400
00:19:32,543 --> 00:19:34,312
i seriously doubt
she would do it,
401
00:19:34,313 --> 00:19:35,651
but i don't know her
as well as you do.
402
00:19:35,652 --> 00:19:36,689
i don't want to rush
to judgment.
403
00:19:36,690 --> 00:19:38,885
just keep looking.
404
00:19:38,889 --> 00:19:40,758
where the fuck
are my drugs, man?
405
00:19:40,759 --> 00:19:42,596
- this...
- nicky. nicky.
406
00:19:42,597 --> 00:19:44,065
- nicky!
- what?
407
00:19:44,066 --> 00:19:46,496
chill out for a second.
close your eyes.
408
00:19:46,504 --> 00:19:48,344
visualize the last
time you remember
409
00:19:48,345 --> 00:19:50,911
actually seeing the pills.
410
00:19:56,056 --> 00:19:58,895
if i was percodan,
where would i be?
411
00:19:58,896 --> 00:20:00,926
bathroom maybe?
412
00:20:00,933 --> 00:20:02,669
bath...
413
00:20:02,670 --> 00:20:05,407
that's so obvious,
it could work.
414
00:20:05,408 --> 00:20:07,748
i'll check the rest of
the room in here, okay?
415
00:20:07,749 --> 00:20:09,877
i'm on it in here.
416
00:20:09,884 --> 00:20:14,492
you know, it couldn't
just walk away.
417
00:20:14,493 --> 00:20:16,673
- any luck?
- no. what about you?
418
00:20:16,674 --> 00:20:20,505
- nope.
- keep looking.
419
00:20:28,622 --> 00:20:30,492
oh, you can stop looking, jerry.
420
00:20:30,493 --> 00:20:32,696
you're not gonna find anything.
421
00:20:32,697 --> 00:20:35,597
diagram of a scam.
422
00:20:35,602 --> 00:20:38,908
diagram of a scam. sit down.
423
00:20:38,909 --> 00:20:41,679
sit down, jerry.
424
00:20:41,681 --> 00:20:43,718
what are you talking about?
425
00:20:43,719 --> 00:20:45,958
i'll tell you what
i'm talking about.
426
00:20:45,959 --> 00:20:48,456
diagram of a scam. let
me lay it out for you.
427
00:20:48,461 --> 00:20:50,101
- okay, nicky. first of all...
- okay. excuse me.
428
00:20:50,102 --> 00:20:52,598
let me finish this.
you and i go out.
429
00:20:52,603 --> 00:20:54,873
little benny,
innocent little benny,
430
00:20:54,874 --> 00:20:57,579
comes in, steals the drugs,
431
00:20:57,580 --> 00:21:00,020
makes out, is right now high as a kite.
we got to talk to him.
432
00:21:00,021 --> 00:21:02,488
- that little fucker benny.
- that little fucker.
433
00:21:02,489 --> 00:21:04,129
he, like, sees his angle, and he plays it.
434
00:21:04,130 --> 00:21:07,565
you know, i've always had a
weird feeling about that kid.
435
00:21:07,566 --> 00:21:09,536
well, i mean, slow
down a little bit
436
00:21:09,537 --> 00:21:11,406
because he's a good friend.
437
00:21:11,407 --> 00:21:13,946
- nicky, he's 12 years old.
- yeah. right.
438
00:21:13,947 --> 00:21:16,515
you're right. you're right.
he should know better.
439
00:21:16,518 --> 00:21:19,758
woman on answering machine: this is a
message for jerry. i'm his sister.
440
00:21:19,759 --> 00:21:22,427
jerry, you...
441
00:21:22,429 --> 00:21:25,735
you better call me.
you have to come...
442
00:21:25,736 --> 00:21:27,906
well, come back to pittsburgh.
443
00:21:27,907 --> 00:21:31,477
mommy died. she, uh...
444
00:21:55,027 --> 00:21:58,027
♪ take your time ♪
445
00:21:58,033 --> 00:22:02,183
♪ back up a little bit ♪
446
00:22:07,786 --> 00:22:10,825
♪ come on now, people ♪
447
00:22:10,826 --> 00:22:16,636
♪ get yourselves out of it ♪
448
00:22:20,546 --> 00:22:21,706
woman: so, what happened?
449
00:22:21,714 --> 00:22:23,684
you went back to sandra?
450
00:22:23,685 --> 00:22:26,015
jerry: no. i was sentimental
after cleaning up mom's blood,
451
00:22:26,023 --> 00:22:29,128
so i went to a bar
when i got back to l. a.
452
00:22:29,129 --> 00:22:31,098
man on tv: with los angeles
holding a one-point lead.
453
00:22:31,099 --> 00:22:36,639
at 15-14, we'll be right back.
454
00:22:36,644 --> 00:22:39,621
different man on tv: sunday,
mr. chompers has got a new pet.
455
00:22:39,622 --> 00:22:41,187
mr. chompers: brad, meet bessie.
456
00:22:41,188 --> 00:22:43,116
what a divine bovine.
457
00:22:43,123 --> 00:22:46,103
turn it off, joe.
it's not funny.
458
00:22:49,971 --> 00:22:54,311
jerry: she hated "mr. chompers,"
which turned me on immediately.
459
00:22:59,055 --> 00:23:01,055
i'm jerry.
460
00:23:01,059 --> 00:23:03,929
dagmar...
461
00:23:03,932 --> 00:23:05,935
from dresden.
462
00:23:05,936 --> 00:23:09,106
jerry stahl.
463
00:23:09,109 --> 00:23:12,515
stahl. stahl.
464
00:23:12,516 --> 00:23:15,286
you know what "stahl"
means in german?
465
00:23:17,693 --> 00:23:20,203
it means jerry steel.
466
00:23:22,970 --> 00:23:25,140
my husband
would really like that.
467
00:23:25,141 --> 00:23:27,244
- oh, yeah?
- yeah.
468
00:23:27,245 --> 00:23:29,175
why?
469
00:23:29,182 --> 00:23:32,722
- his family makes steel.
- oh.
470
00:23:32,723 --> 00:23:35,293
oh, what family is that?
471
00:23:35,294 --> 00:23:38,734
the krupps.
472
00:23:38,735 --> 00:23:42,605
krupps? aren't they
famous nazis, right?
473
00:23:42,609 --> 00:23:44,949
mm.
474
00:23:53,163 --> 00:23:56,003
you like it now?
475
00:24:01,279 --> 00:24:05,249
special occasions.
476
00:24:05,254 --> 00:24:09,164
i think this qualifies
as a special occasion.
477
00:24:42,629 --> 00:24:45,968
- kiss me.
- what?
478
00:24:45,969 --> 00:24:47,939
kiss me.
479
00:24:59,697 --> 00:25:01,597
i'm being fucked by a jew!
480
00:25:27,786 --> 00:25:31,056
- jerry, hi.
- is it too late?
481
00:25:31,059 --> 00:25:33,329
no. no. come in.
482
00:25:45,387 --> 00:25:47,957
look. i heard about your mom.
483
00:25:47,960 --> 00:25:49,830
i'm really sorry.
484
00:25:50,865 --> 00:25:52,895
are you all right?
485
00:25:54,807 --> 00:25:58,977
yeah.
486
00:25:58,982 --> 00:26:00,818
you know how it is.
487
00:26:00,819 --> 00:26:02,757
look. i've just made a cup of tea.
i'll get you one.
488
00:26:02,758 --> 00:26:04,086
why don't you
just sit down, okay?
489
00:26:10,204 --> 00:26:12,074
can i stay here?
490
00:26:16,216 --> 00:26:19,986
can i stay here?
491
00:26:19,990 --> 00:26:23,029
woman: you're
seriously disturbed.
492
00:26:23,030 --> 00:26:27,437
hmm? where are you going?
493
00:26:27,438 --> 00:26:30,338
i'm going home.
494
00:26:30,344 --> 00:26:32,782
come on. come back to bed.
495
00:26:32,783 --> 00:26:35,386
god, you're a mess.
496
00:26:35,387 --> 00:26:37,317
oh, well, yeah.
497
00:26:37,324 --> 00:26:41,231
i knew we had
something in common.
498
00:26:41,232 --> 00:26:44,371
it took me everything i
had, but i got clean.
499
00:26:44,372 --> 00:26:46,910
yeah. i know, remember?
500
00:26:46,911 --> 00:26:48,814
why, because you're,
what, 50 days clean?
501
00:26:48,815 --> 00:26:50,075
that's nothing. you're
still a fucking junkie.
502
00:26:50,084 --> 00:26:51,853
that's why you have
to go back to rehab
503
00:26:51,854 --> 00:26:54,992
and i have to go to work.
504
00:26:54,993 --> 00:26:57,363
what are you afraid of?
505
00:26:57,364 --> 00:26:58,900
i'm not afraid, jerry.
506
00:26:58,901 --> 00:27:01,071
bullshit, you're out here
completely alone
507
00:27:01,072 --> 00:27:05,279
in the middle of fucking
nowhere working some weird job.
508
00:27:05,280 --> 00:27:07,785
when is the last time
you actually had fun?
509
00:27:07,786 --> 00:27:10,086
when's the last time you actually
let yourself have a good time?
510
00:27:10,090 --> 00:27:12,390
now, here, right? this is it.
511
00:27:12,394 --> 00:27:15,066
now, right, the last day,
and it just freaks you out.
512
00:27:15,067 --> 00:27:17,467
- you are totally afraid.
- and you're so fucking intimate.
513
00:27:19,442 --> 00:27:21,782
fuck?
514
00:27:23,350 --> 00:27:24,950
what?
515
00:27:26,356 --> 00:27:28,796
i don't even know your name.
516
00:27:35,809 --> 00:27:38,179
my name is kitty.
517
00:27:41,052 --> 00:27:43,857
kitty?
518
00:27:43,858 --> 00:27:46,395
is that funny?
519
00:27:46,396 --> 00:27:47,826
no. i just...
520
00:27:47,833 --> 00:27:51,973
i didn't take you
for a kitty, but...
521
00:27:51,974 --> 00:27:54,344
- what?
- kitty. aww.
522
00:27:54,345 --> 00:27:56,875
- what?
- kitty.
523
00:27:56,884 --> 00:27:59,589
- kitty.
- kitty.
524
00:27:59,590 --> 00:28:01,990
- kitty.
- ohh...
525
00:28:01,994 --> 00:28:06,174
mm, i got to go.
526
00:28:07,806 --> 00:28:10,946
you can't leave now.
you'll miss the best part.
527
00:28:10,947 --> 00:28:13,115
by now, sandra and i
were deep into the charade.
528
00:28:14,252 --> 00:28:16,321
whoops, sorry. dropped the iron.
529
00:28:16,322 --> 00:28:17,958
i'll give you a typical day.
530
00:28:17,959 --> 00:28:19,399
she wakes up at 7:00,
heads to work.
531
00:28:19,400 --> 00:28:21,064
jerry, i've got to go now.
532
00:28:21,065 --> 00:28:22,195
jerry, i've got to...
533
00:28:22,201 --> 00:28:24,371
no. oh.
534
00:28:24,372 --> 00:28:25,941
jerry: two hours later,
535
00:28:25,942 --> 00:28:28,312
i slime out of bed
and start my regimen.
536
00:28:28,313 --> 00:28:31,018
i wake up, uncross my eyes.
537
00:28:31,019 --> 00:28:33,455
all right, ow!
538
00:28:33,456 --> 00:28:35,486
♪ wheat grass, wheat grass ♪
539
00:28:35,494 --> 00:28:39,344
little wheat grass because
healthy eating is my life.
540
00:28:43,276 --> 00:28:46,076
then it's outside
for a five-mile jog.
541
00:28:46,082 --> 00:28:47,482
kitty: wait a minute.
542
00:28:47,484 --> 00:28:49,360
you'd shoot heroin
and run five miles?
543
00:28:49,361 --> 00:28:51,955
hey, i was an l. a. junkie.
i had to stay fit.
544
00:28:51,961 --> 00:28:53,301
then it was off to beverly hills.
545
00:28:53,302 --> 00:28:56,236
to crank out the snappy patter.
546
00:28:58,541 --> 00:29:00,009
hello.
547
00:29:00,010 --> 00:29:01,480
jerry, my god,
where have you been?
548
00:29:01,481 --> 00:29:03,115
did you read my notes?
549
00:29:03,116 --> 00:29:05,146
no, craig. i did not read the
notes because i just got here,
550
00:29:05,153 --> 00:29:07,192
but i'd be happy
to read them immediately.
551
00:29:07,193 --> 00:29:09,831
ok. it's obviously a logistical,
not a creative, problem.
552
00:29:09,832 --> 00:29:12,430
please.
553
00:29:12,434 --> 00:29:15,006
hello, jerry. this show sucks.
554
00:29:15,007 --> 00:29:17,307
and you're the only
motherfucker that can help us.
555
00:29:17,311 --> 00:29:18,546
he's freaking me out, craig.
556
00:29:18,547 --> 00:29:20,016
he's freaking me out
with the puppet.
557
00:29:20,017 --> 00:29:22,017
ok. we start the first act
with a flashback
558
00:29:22,021 --> 00:29:25,091
to see mr. chompers seeing brad and
katie having their first fight,
559
00:29:25,093 --> 00:29:27,032
only we age katie and brad
back five years
560
00:29:27,033 --> 00:29:29,138
and then begin the second act
exactly the same way.
561
00:29:29,139 --> 00:29:31,465
we have little mr. chompers
here goading everybody on.
562
00:29:31,472 --> 00:29:32,975
ah, ah, he goes
to the freezer...
563
00:29:32,976 --> 00:29:34,376
come on, man. give it to me.
give it to me.
564
00:29:34,378 --> 00:29:40,356
ok, to repair an
orandalan flesh trans...
565
00:29:40,357 --> 00:29:42,387
that's good. i like that.
i love that.
566
00:29:42,394 --> 00:29:44,532
it's better. jerry, dig in.
567
00:29:44,533 --> 00:29:46,043
you're gonna have to
walk him through it.
568
00:29:46,044 --> 00:29:47,395
i got to call the network.
569
00:29:47,404 --> 00:29:49,407
- i got to pee.
- have a good pee.
570
00:29:49,408 --> 00:29:51,478
jerry: then i'd leave the
office, hop in the caddy,
571
00:29:51,479 --> 00:29:53,649
turn on some
twisted talk radio...
572
00:29:53,651 --> 00:29:55,191
hollywood,
the only town in america.
573
00:29:55,192 --> 00:29:58,657
with a 24-hour
self-help station...
574
00:29:58,661 --> 00:30:01,599
shoot back across town
to east l. a...
575
00:30:01,600 --> 00:30:04,070
not too much traffic
headed in that direction...
576
00:30:04,071 --> 00:30:06,181
just in time to hook up
with my regular connection.
577
00:30:06,182 --> 00:30:10,375
and surrogate family
dita and her son miguel.
578
00:30:10,383 --> 00:30:13,255
aw, jerry, man, you
didn't have to do that.
579
00:30:13,256 --> 00:30:15,594
hey, i'm jewish. i never got
to do this when i was a kid.
580
00:30:15,595 --> 00:30:17,495
miguel: you didn't have a
christmas tree? how come?
581
00:30:17,498 --> 00:30:18,998
ayudarlo. ayudarlo.
582
00:30:19,001 --> 00:30:20,401
you heard of the jews,
miguel, right?
583
00:30:20,403 --> 00:30:23,108
yeah. so what?
584
00:30:23,109 --> 00:30:25,719
don't worry.
we'll talk about it later.
585
00:30:25,720 --> 00:30:28,085
so, how's miguel
doing in school?
586
00:30:28,086 --> 00:30:30,086
- he's doing good.
- yeah?
587
00:30:30,090 --> 00:30:32,360
oh, he could do better.
588
00:30:32,361 --> 00:30:34,631
does he do his
homework every night?
589
00:30:34,633 --> 00:30:39,683
yeah, but he could
apply himself a little more.
590
00:30:42,682 --> 00:30:44,052
when you say, "apply himself,"
591
00:30:44,053 --> 00:30:45,554
what do you mean?
592
00:30:45,555 --> 00:30:48,785
he could get better grades.
he's smarter than that.
593
00:30:48,794 --> 00:30:51,364
smart kid, i'm telling you.
594
00:30:51,365 --> 00:30:53,565
i know, but he doesn't
help me around the house.
595
00:30:53,571 --> 00:30:58,378
i need help.
this place is too big.
596
00:30:58,379 --> 00:31:01,749
he needs, like, you know,
like, a father figure.
597
00:31:01,753 --> 00:31:03,692
he don't need no father.
he got me.
598
00:31:03,693 --> 00:31:05,730
you know, maybe i
should, like, take him
599
00:31:05,731 --> 00:31:07,698
to a ball game sometime
or something...
600
00:31:07,699 --> 00:31:09,535
yeah, right.
601
00:31:09,536 --> 00:31:11,706
you know, just
pal around with him.
602
00:31:11,707 --> 00:31:13,375
oh, he's just like his father.
603
00:31:13,376 --> 00:31:15,106
he eats, and he eats,
and he never gets fat.
604
00:31:15,113 --> 00:31:17,116
where does it all go?
605
00:31:17,117 --> 00:31:18,517
are you hungry?
606
00:31:18,520 --> 00:31:19,760
got a little schnauzer
down there?
607
00:31:19,761 --> 00:31:22,726
- you want a tomato?
- tomato?
608
00:31:22,729 --> 00:31:24,665
- is it organic?
- yeah.
609
00:31:24,666 --> 00:31:26,566
fresh off the produce truck.
610
00:31:26,570 --> 00:31:28,338
oh, whoa, whoa, whoa. no.
611
00:31:28,339 --> 00:31:30,439
never mind. i'm not hungry.
612
00:31:30,443 --> 00:31:32,714
jerry only eats healthy.
613
00:31:32,715 --> 00:31:35,045
tomatoes are healthy.
614
00:31:35,053 --> 00:31:39,060
soaked in chemicals, amigo.
615
00:31:39,061 --> 00:31:41,431
ha ha ha!
616
00:31:44,338 --> 00:31:48,378
ho ho. ho ho. oh.
617
00:31:48,379 --> 00:31:52,349
hey, jerry, aren't you
supposed to be going?
618
00:31:59,803 --> 00:32:01,872
excuse me, sir. ticket.
619
00:32:01,873 --> 00:32:04,077
- hey.
- jerry, what happened?
620
00:32:04,078 --> 00:32:06,414
my bad. my bad.
621
00:32:06,415 --> 00:32:09,354
i was caught in this
amazing writing groove.
622
00:32:09,355 --> 00:32:12,355
i was in this writing heaven
623
00:32:12,361 --> 00:32:14,600
for, like,
i don't know how long,
624
00:32:14,601 --> 00:32:16,769
and i totally lost track
of everything.
625
00:32:16,770 --> 00:32:19,209
i mean, i was on mars,
over the moon.
626
00:32:19,210 --> 00:32:21,108
i mean, stuff was
coming out of me.
627
00:32:21,112 --> 00:32:23,215
it was like i was channeling
strenberg or something
628
00:32:23,216 --> 00:32:24,386
but, like,
a funny version of it,
629
00:32:24,387 --> 00:32:25,815
and i zoned.
630
00:32:25,821 --> 00:32:28,091
- i'm jana farmer.
- hey. hey.
631
00:32:28,092 --> 00:32:29,561
i tried calling
the house, jerry.
632
00:32:29,562 --> 00:32:32,199
i know. that phone,
okay, the ringer's fucked...
633
00:32:32,200 --> 00:32:33,569
excuse my language,
but it's really...
634
00:32:33,570 --> 00:32:35,439
and this place... am i crazy?
635
00:32:35,440 --> 00:32:36,709
this place used to be on la brea
636
00:32:36,710 --> 00:32:39,347
because i'm driving
up, um, la brea,
637
00:32:39,348 --> 00:32:40,848
and it's not there anymore,
638
00:32:40,851 --> 00:32:44,121
and then the guy tells me
that it's over here.
639
00:32:44,124 --> 00:32:46,461
anyway, i'm really sorry
we didn't get a chance,
640
00:32:46,462 --> 00:32:47,902
- you know, to eat and...
- you hungry?
641
00:32:47,903 --> 00:32:49,899
because the chef is doing
a curbside thing now.
642
00:32:49,903 --> 00:32:51,672
you can just pull the car up,
643
00:32:51,673 --> 00:32:53,483
and he'll run out with an
arugula shake or something.
644
00:32:53,484 --> 00:32:56,246
- are you being... ha ha ha!
- ooh! yeah.
645
00:32:56,248 --> 00:32:57,478
not hungry.
646
00:32:57,484 --> 00:32:58,853
jana is a good friend
of mine, jerry,
647
00:32:58,854 --> 00:33:01,592
and she's read your work,
and she likes it.
648
00:33:01,593 --> 00:33:02,863
oh, i love it. i love your work.
649
00:33:02,864 --> 00:33:04,397
i think you're
a tremendous writer.
650
00:33:04,398 --> 00:33:05,838
oh, no. i'm not
a tremendous writer.
651
00:33:05,839 --> 00:33:08,405
i hear you are
a fantastic agent.
652
00:33:08,406 --> 00:33:09,836
and i'm not just blowing
smoke up your crack.
653
00:33:09,843 --> 00:33:12,112
i mean, sandra tells me
the real deal on this shit.
654
00:33:12,113 --> 00:33:14,283
she says that among your peers,
655
00:33:14,284 --> 00:33:17,557
you're considered
the best agent in the world.
656
00:33:17,558 --> 00:33:19,697
well, i'm glad you've heard that
657
00:33:19,698 --> 00:33:21,326
because i'd love
to represent you.
658
00:33:21,332 --> 00:33:24,302
i think you've got a huge
career ahead of you.
659
00:33:24,304 --> 00:33:26,144
oh, i'll fuck it up,
give me a chance.
660
00:33:26,145 --> 00:33:28,345
not if i have anything to
say about it, listen.
661
00:33:28,346 --> 00:33:30,446
i regret we didn't get a
chance to talk over dinner,
662
00:33:30,450 --> 00:33:31,619
but i'm gonna give you my card.
663
00:33:31,620 --> 00:33:33,190
i want you to call me tomorrow.
664
00:33:33,191 --> 00:33:34,359
i'm serious about this.
665
00:33:34,360 --> 00:33:35,788
i'm blown away.
i mean, this is...
666
00:33:35,794 --> 00:33:37,770
thank you. thank you very much.
667
00:33:37,771 --> 00:33:39,635
why, that's very european of you.
thank you.
668
00:33:39,636 --> 00:33:42,636
is this, like,
an east indian thing or...
669
00:33:42,642 --> 00:33:44,382
you know, i really don't
know from whence it comes.
670
00:33:44,383 --> 00:33:45,878
i'll meet you by the car, okay?
671
00:33:45,881 --> 00:33:47,481
- hey...
- nice meeting you.
672
00:33:47,484 --> 00:33:49,788
it was wonderful meeting you.
673
00:33:49,789 --> 00:33:51,424
she's wonderful.
674
00:33:51,425 --> 00:33:52,594
you know, jana is
gonna take me home,
675
00:33:52,595 --> 00:33:53,895
so i'll see you later.
676
00:33:53,897 --> 00:33:55,667
is everything cool?
677
00:33:55,668 --> 00:33:57,768
let's talk about it later, okay?
678
00:33:57,772 --> 00:33:59,612
all right, sweetie.
679
00:34:02,648 --> 00:34:04,618
so, what's an agent do?
680
00:34:04,619 --> 00:34:05,889
jerry: oh, how can
you eat that crap?
681
00:34:05,890 --> 00:34:07,857
- it's so bad for you.
- right.
682
00:34:07,858 --> 00:34:10,928
this from a man
who shot up black tar
683
00:34:10,931 --> 00:34:13,801
- smuggled across the border in people's asses.
- yeah.
684
00:34:13,804 --> 00:34:16,274
well, at least there's no msg.
685
00:34:16,275 --> 00:34:20,475
so, you get this agent,
and then what?
686
00:34:20,483 --> 00:34:23,556
get a great gig, huge advance,
687
00:34:23,557 --> 00:34:25,325
blow all of it on dope,
688
00:34:25,326 --> 00:34:27,356
and cop a habit
the size of utah.
689
00:34:30,771 --> 00:34:33,408
- oh, god.
- hey!
690
00:34:33,409 --> 00:34:35,379
don't you knock, huh?
691
00:34:35,380 --> 00:34:36,980
i'm trying to get dressed here.
692
00:34:36,983 --> 00:34:38,323
- can i talk to you for a minute, please?
- yeah.
693
00:34:38,324 --> 00:34:39,688
i'm sorry about this.
694
00:34:39,689 --> 00:34:41,759
it's just been crazy lately,
695
00:34:41,760 --> 00:34:44,798
you know, with the show
and the play,
696
00:34:44,799 --> 00:34:46,799
with nicky, and,
you know, it's just...
697
00:34:46,803 --> 00:34:48,539
this is so weird.
698
00:34:48,540 --> 00:34:50,409
it's, like, a whole, you
know, new thing for me,
699
00:34:50,410 --> 00:34:51,950
making more money than my dad.
700
00:34:51,951 --> 00:34:54,685
- jerry, craig is firing you.
- what?
701
00:34:54,686 --> 00:34:57,256
he's getting rid
of you tomorrow.
702
00:34:57,257 --> 00:34:58,626
that's imp...
703
00:34:58,627 --> 00:35:01,567
i saved his ass last month.
that's bullshit.
704
00:35:01,568 --> 00:35:02,734
he likes you.
705
00:35:02,735 --> 00:35:04,665
he just can't work
with you anymore.
706
00:35:04,672 --> 00:35:06,682
you're always late,
you're erratic,
707
00:35:06,683 --> 00:35:08,776
and you're always high.
708
00:35:08,780 --> 00:35:10,215
did he say that?
709
00:35:10,216 --> 00:35:12,286
did he say erratic,
or is that you, like,
710
00:35:12,287 --> 00:35:14,287
- putting a little spin on it or something, huh?
- no.
711
00:35:14,291 --> 00:35:16,461
my words would be
very different.
712
00:35:16,462 --> 00:35:17,969
yeah? what does that mean?
713
00:35:17,970 --> 00:35:21,304
what are your words?
what would your words be, huh?
714
00:35:21,305 --> 00:35:23,835
you know, you are so
full of self-hatred
715
00:35:23,844 --> 00:35:25,482
that you cannot contain it,
716
00:35:25,483 --> 00:35:27,790
so all you do is just shoot
it back into your veins
717
00:35:27,791 --> 00:35:30,855
and let it spill out
onto everybody else.
718
00:35:30,858 --> 00:35:33,758
that's really poetic.
that's really great.
719
00:35:33,764 --> 00:35:35,767
can i use that sometime?
720
00:35:35,768 --> 00:35:38,468
yeah, if you're ever in a fit-enough
state to write another line.
721
00:35:38,472 --> 00:35:43,322
ok. could i have, like,
two seconds here to...
722
00:35:45,687 --> 00:35:49,357
there's a party going on
out here, you know?
723
00:35:54,471 --> 00:35:55,910
it's a really cool play.
724
00:35:55,911 --> 00:35:57,548
jerry wrote it three years ago,
725
00:35:57,549 --> 00:36:00,875
but it's 50% avant pop...
726
00:36:00,884 --> 00:36:03,764
it's hard to describe
because it's 50% avant pop,
727
00:36:03,765 --> 00:36:08,866
50% sam shepard
meets arthur c. clarke.
728
00:36:08,867 --> 00:36:10,837
we spoon-fed it to him,
and now i hear
729
00:36:10,838 --> 00:36:13,438
he's going all around town
pitching our idea
730
00:36:13,442 --> 00:36:15,011
back to all the networks.
731
00:36:15,012 --> 00:36:16,682
i mean, how could he do that?
732
00:36:16,683 --> 00:36:18,686
that guy is slime.
733
00:36:18,687 --> 00:36:20,055
i mean, he actually has his secretaries
write his scripts for him.
734
00:36:20,056 --> 00:36:21,625
what i'm saying is,
it's very difficult
735
00:36:21,626 --> 00:36:22,896
to come to these parties, right,
736
00:36:22,897 --> 00:36:24,895
and everybody
is talking about work.
737
00:36:24,899 --> 00:36:27,569
what, they don't
have a fucking life, you know?
738
00:36:27,571 --> 00:36:30,441
i'd like to think that i have
a really rich civilian life.
739
00:36:30,443 --> 00:36:32,383
i'd like to think
you do, too, you know?
740
00:36:32,384 --> 00:36:34,784
most definitely, yeah.
741
00:36:34,785 --> 00:36:37,685
so, tell me,
what are your passions?
742
00:36:37,691 --> 00:36:40,630
my passions?
743
00:36:40,631 --> 00:36:42,031
everything i do.
744
00:36:42,033 --> 00:36:43,669
- everything?
- yeah.
745
00:36:43,670 --> 00:36:44,910
hey, would you
excuse me for a second?
746
00:36:44,911 --> 00:36:46,875
no. i won't. i won't.
747
00:36:46,876 --> 00:36:49,346
you blew me off for dinner. you
don't call me. i gave you my card.
748
00:36:49,347 --> 00:36:51,707
you're now obligated to stand
here and give me five minutes.
749
00:36:53,890 --> 00:36:55,927
you're coming back, right?
750
00:36:55,928 --> 00:36:59,734
10% naked girls...
jerry, of course.
751
00:36:59,735 --> 00:37:01,635
jerry, jerry, jerry, jerry,
tell her how great the play is.
752
00:37:01,639 --> 00:37:03,639
it's great.
753
00:37:03,643 --> 00:37:05,453
tell me about your improv group
that you're in.
754
00:37:05,454 --> 00:37:07,076
what is that like?
755
00:37:18,540 --> 00:37:20,040
so, have you met jerry yet?
756
00:37:20,042 --> 00:37:22,512
- no. is he here?
- oh, yes, yes.
757
00:37:22,514 --> 00:37:24,818
he's here, but he's really shy.
758
00:37:24,819 --> 00:37:27,259
he's probably sort of, you know,
hiding in a corner somewhere.
759
00:37:38,145 --> 00:37:39,975
busy.
760
00:37:39,982 --> 00:37:42,452
mr. chompers: hey, jerry,
let me in, will you?
761
00:37:42,453 --> 00:37:44,524
come on. open the door.
762
00:37:44,525 --> 00:37:48,825
- mr. chompers.
- don't be an asshole. come on.
763
00:37:48,833 --> 00:37:52,105
nobody could write the shit
you write straight.
764
00:37:52,106 --> 00:37:55,876
you owe me a taste.
765
00:37:55,881 --> 00:37:58,951
damn it! let me in!
this isn't funny.
766
00:37:58,953 --> 00:38:01,633
no wonder you don't
write for me anymore.
767
00:38:01,634 --> 00:38:05,426
you don't understand
the basics of comedy...
768
00:38:05,433 --> 00:38:07,804
- fucking junkie.
- aah! no!
769
00:38:07,805 --> 00:38:09,105
get the...
770
00:38:09,107 --> 00:38:11,007
aah!
771
00:38:11,011 --> 00:38:14,918
damn it, let me in, you...
772
00:38:14,919 --> 00:38:18,589
aah! aah!
773
00:38:18,593 --> 00:38:20,128
gaah! gaah!
774
00:38:22,901 --> 00:38:25,038
what was that sound,
775
00:38:25,039 --> 00:38:27,079
the one that we came
up with the other day,
776
00:38:27,080 --> 00:38:28,476
that great sound?
777
00:38:28,479 --> 00:38:32,119
it was like doot,
doot, you know?
778
00:38:39,902 --> 00:38:42,172
it wasn't that. i don't know.
779
00:38:42,173 --> 00:38:43,942
jana: it's an amazing project.
780
00:38:43,943 --> 00:38:45,846
it's very similar
to "ace in the hole,".
781
00:38:45,847 --> 00:38:48,147
but what it's lacking is someone
with your kind of dark vision,
782
00:38:48,152 --> 00:38:49,662
and at the end
of the day, you know,
783
00:38:49,663 --> 00:38:52,855
that's really all
it needs to make it...
784
00:39:01,879 --> 00:39:05,819
or maybe you could just
read the coverage on it.
785
00:39:07,758 --> 00:39:10,058
yeah.
786
00:39:13,670 --> 00:39:15,710
are you coming back?
787
00:39:18,011 --> 00:39:20,950
boy, you really
paid your dues, huh?
788
00:39:23,121 --> 00:39:24,761
you ever been
to one of those parties?
789
00:39:24,762 --> 00:39:27,128
are you kidding me?
790
00:39:27,129 --> 00:39:30,836
me and george hamilton,
man, we're like this.
791
00:39:30,837 --> 00:39:32,537
well, it was getting to the
point where i had to shoot
792
00:39:32,541 --> 00:39:35,779
six bags to turn on the
fucking typewriter.
793
00:39:35,780 --> 00:39:40,620
by this point, dita couldn't
keep up with my habit,
794
00:39:40,624 --> 00:39:44,774
so some days,
i had to improvise.
795
00:39:46,836 --> 00:39:51,006
tom waits: ♪ he rolled a blade
up in his trick towel ♪
796
00:39:51,011 --> 00:39:55,118
♪ they slap their hands
against the wall ♪
797
00:39:55,119 --> 00:39:59,026
♪ you never trip,
you never stumble ♪
798
00:39:59,027 --> 00:40:02,867
♪ he's walking spanish
down the hall ♪
799
00:40:02,868 --> 00:40:04,708
agh!
800
00:40:07,176 --> 00:40:10,946
♪ or give him a spoon
to dig a hole ♪
801
00:40:10,950 --> 00:40:14,089
♪ what all he done
ain't no one's business ♪
802
00:40:14,090 --> 00:40:15,590
jeez, what have you done?
803
00:40:15,593 --> 00:40:18,203
nothing. i just
slipped at the gym.
804
00:40:31,091 --> 00:40:33,661
it's not there, jerry.
805
00:40:34,865 --> 00:40:36,865
well, where it is?
806
00:40:36,869 --> 00:40:38,169
i threw it away.
807
00:40:38,171 --> 00:40:40,976
oh, why'd you do that, huh?
808
00:40:40,977 --> 00:40:43,747
jerry, i can't stand by and
watch you do this to yourself.
809
00:40:43,750 --> 00:40:45,690
yes, you can.
it's not a big deal.
810
00:40:45,691 --> 00:40:49,827
there's nothing in there.
811
00:40:49,828 --> 00:40:52,666
listen. i'm sorry.
812
00:40:52,667 --> 00:40:55,067
honey, i know this looks bad,
813
00:40:55,072 --> 00:40:56,410
but really, it's worse
than it seems.
814
00:40:56,411 --> 00:40:57,838
i know, it's getting
a little crazy, right?
815
00:40:57,844 --> 00:40:59,184
i know that's what
you're thinking,
816
00:40:59,185 --> 00:41:01,885
but it's really gonna be fine.
817
00:41:01,886 --> 00:41:04,824
i just need to quit
818
00:41:04,825 --> 00:41:06,725
on my own schedule,
and i'm gonna quit.
819
00:41:06,729 --> 00:41:08,999
jerry, i can get you
a job on "no such luck."
820
00:41:09,000 --> 00:41:10,270
i know the producers.
821
00:41:10,271 --> 00:41:11,969
i don't want to do that show.
822
00:41:11,972 --> 00:41:14,982
it'll be great for you to do it.
823
00:41:18,251 --> 00:41:23,194
i could do that. is that
what you want, really?
824
00:41:23,195 --> 00:41:26,895
i just want us to be happy.
825
00:41:26,902 --> 00:41:30,876
i want us to be happy.
that's all i want.
826
00:41:30,877 --> 00:41:33,047
you are such a priority
for me right now.
827
00:41:33,048 --> 00:41:34,717
i mean, i know
this sounds weird,
828
00:41:34,718 --> 00:41:36,788
but i've never had a
relationship with somebody...
829
00:41:36,789 --> 00:41:38,229
do you want to do it?
830
00:41:38,230 --> 00:41:40,025
yeah. i think i should.
831
00:41:40,028 --> 00:41:44,668
the more i think about it, it
seems like a really good idea.
832
00:41:59,835 --> 00:42:02,805
i'm gonna call some rehab
places tomorrow, okay?
833
00:42:02,807 --> 00:42:05,177
oh, that's a good idea.
834
00:42:05,178 --> 00:42:07,816
thank you.
835
00:42:07,817 --> 00:42:10,917
i swear, this is just like gas
836
00:42:10,924 --> 00:42:13,334
to get me to
the hospital, you know?
837
00:42:13,335 --> 00:42:15,968
i love you.
838
00:42:27,991 --> 00:42:31,061
sandra said a lot of
great things about you.
839
00:42:31,064 --> 00:42:34,244
no, no, no, no, no. i read
some of your "chompers" stuff.
840
00:42:34,245 --> 00:42:36,736
you can write,
no doubt about that,
841
00:42:36,742 --> 00:42:41,016
but we're not doing
a puppet show here.
842
00:42:41,017 --> 00:42:42,417
i thought we were
doing a puppet show.
843
00:42:42,419 --> 00:42:46,389
no. it's not a puppet show.
844
00:42:46,394 --> 00:42:48,364
- gary...
- hey, darling.
845
00:42:48,365 --> 00:42:50,265
hi.
846
00:42:50,268 --> 00:42:52,338
hello.
847
00:42:52,339 --> 00:42:54,439
i don't know if you've had a
chance to read the script,
848
00:42:54,443 --> 00:42:57,051
jerry, but pamela here
has a couple of ideas
849
00:42:57,052 --> 00:42:58,319
on where we should take it.
850
00:42:58,320 --> 00:43:00,118
well, i hate my character.
851
00:43:00,122 --> 00:43:02,826
i mean, it's not enough
to say that i'm an attorney
852
00:43:02,827 --> 00:43:04,396
or a judge or whatever
and then just write me
853
00:43:04,397 --> 00:43:07,135
as the typical
love-starved single woman
854
00:43:07,136 --> 00:43:09,876
who gets wet every time somebody
asks her out for dinner.
855
00:43:09,877 --> 00:43:12,875
ha ha ha! uh, absolutely.
856
00:43:12,881 --> 00:43:18,190
this is kind of weird,
happy accident.
857
00:43:18,191 --> 00:43:21,731
my father was a federal appeals
court judge for 20 years,
858
00:43:21,732 --> 00:43:24,804
so i know what that's about...
859
00:43:24,805 --> 00:43:28,235
the case that he puts
the gavel in,
860
00:43:28,244 --> 00:43:32,519
this little leather,
blue-and-white, stitched thing;
861
00:43:32,520 --> 00:43:37,260
you know,
how he cleans the robes;
862
00:43:37,262 --> 00:43:39,372
what he wears underneath,
all right,
863
00:43:39,373 --> 00:43:41,336
getting into that whole area.
864
00:43:41,337 --> 00:43:42,867
but, you know, stuff like that,
865
00:43:42,874 --> 00:43:45,084
the little minutiae,
which is really
866
00:43:45,085 --> 00:43:48,016
what gives it, you know,
the life to it.
867
00:43:48,017 --> 00:43:49,447
that's great. that's great.
868
00:43:49,453 --> 00:43:51,189
that's great that you can bring
869
00:43:51,190 --> 00:43:52,530
your life experience
to this thing.
870
00:43:52,531 --> 00:43:55,097
well, you know,
that's how i work.
871
00:43:55,098 --> 00:43:57,098
i mean, that's how,
hopefully, everybody...
872
00:43:57,102 --> 00:43:58,342
you know, that's
the creative process, really.
873
00:43:58,343 --> 00:44:00,808
you're just kind of...
874
00:44:00,810 --> 00:44:02,579
have you seen the show?
875
00:44:02,580 --> 00:44:05,819
have i seen the show? it's
wonderful, wonderful stuff.
876
00:44:05,820 --> 00:44:10,896
what you guys do
with the show is...
877
00:44:10,897 --> 00:44:15,907
i don't want to say art
because that gets...
878
00:44:16,942 --> 00:44:19,212
but kind of.
879
00:44:19,213 --> 00:44:21,853
you know, i'd bring whatever
i can bring to the table.
880
00:44:21,854 --> 00:44:23,859
hopefully, it's helpful
stuff, you know?
881
00:44:23,860 --> 00:44:25,326
that's all i do, scott,
is just...
882
00:44:25,327 --> 00:44:28,525
no, no, no. gary.
883
00:44:28,532 --> 00:44:31,102
- jerry.
- gary.
884
00:44:31,103 --> 00:44:35,579
i'm... you're gary.
i know you're gary.
885
00:44:35,580 --> 00:44:37,549
jerry, i got to make
a couple of calls.
886
00:44:37,550 --> 00:44:40,020
thanks for coming in, huh?
887
00:44:40,021 --> 00:44:41,421
hey, man, you do your thing.
888
00:44:41,424 --> 00:44:45,866
i'm a fly on the wall.
889
00:44:45,867 --> 00:44:48,467
i have to make
the calls right now.
890
00:44:56,087 --> 00:44:58,457
make the calls right now.
all right.
891
00:44:58,458 --> 00:45:00,258
you be good.
892
00:45:00,262 --> 00:45:02,031
take care, man.
893
00:45:02,032 --> 00:45:04,135
- pamela...
- okay, jerry.
894
00:45:04,136 --> 00:45:06,576
- thanks for coming in, huh?
- okay.
895
00:45:07,877 --> 00:45:12,417
mind if i... indulge?
896
00:45:17,462 --> 00:45:19,934
jerry...
897
00:45:19,935 --> 00:45:22,135
you're easy to spot
from a distance.
898
00:45:23,474 --> 00:45:25,884
you've never seen my show.
899
00:45:28,051 --> 00:45:30,120
hey, i'm sorry about in there.
900
00:45:30,121 --> 00:45:33,060
you know, i was all...
i think i got nervous.
901
00:45:33,061 --> 00:45:35,497
bullshit.
902
00:45:35,498 --> 00:45:38,638
i bet $50 i'd find track
marks between your toes.
903
00:45:40,442 --> 00:45:42,879
look. i said i was sorry, so...
904
00:45:42,880 --> 00:45:45,284
don't be sorry,
it's a shitty show.
905
00:45:45,285 --> 00:45:47,285
but they're paying me an
obscene amount of money,
906
00:45:47,289 --> 00:45:49,258
which i need because everything
i made when i was young,
907
00:45:49,259 --> 00:45:52,129
i either drank away, snorted up
my nose, or drove in the pool.
908
00:45:53,201 --> 00:45:55,104
well, congratulations.
909
00:45:55,105 --> 00:45:59,305
look. i want you to
write for my show...
910
00:46:01,150 --> 00:46:03,420
if you can get clean.
911
00:46:05,025 --> 00:46:09,995
okay, but what about that gary?
912
00:46:10,001 --> 00:46:11,371
oh, please.
913
00:46:14,176 --> 00:46:19,046
if you fuck up, you won't exist.
914
00:46:19,053 --> 00:46:20,423
man:
any allergies to medication?
915
00:46:20,424 --> 00:46:21,891
jerry: no.
916
00:46:21,892 --> 00:46:23,292
taking any prescriptions drugs?
917
00:46:23,294 --> 00:46:24,328
nope.
918
00:46:24,329 --> 00:46:26,667
think you can kick?
919
00:46:26,668 --> 00:46:28,098
excuse me?
920
00:46:28,104 --> 00:46:29,612
methadone will get
rid of the shakes,
921
00:46:29,613 --> 00:46:31,547
but you're basically trading
one habit for another
922
00:46:31,548 --> 00:46:33,005
when you want to quit.
923
00:46:33,014 --> 00:46:34,415
it's up to you.
924
00:46:34,416 --> 00:46:37,316
well, that's very informative.
thank you.
925
00:46:37,322 --> 00:46:39,292
how long you been using?
926
00:46:39,293 --> 00:46:41,697
a couple years.
927
00:46:41,698 --> 00:46:44,235
you won't make it. it's a cycle.
928
00:46:44,236 --> 00:46:45,636
probably be using
again in a month,
929
00:46:45,639 --> 00:46:49,109
then back here, et
cetera, et cetera.
930
00:46:49,113 --> 00:46:52,490
i'll start you off at 80
milligrams, 21-day detox...
931
00:46:52,491 --> 00:46:54,416
show up here once a week
and piss in a cup.
932
00:46:54,423 --> 00:46:57,629
- any questions?
- piss in a cup?
933
00:46:57,630 --> 00:46:59,499
you don't sound very optimistic.
934
00:46:59,500 --> 00:47:02,970
you want optimistic?
some people make it.
935
00:47:02,974 --> 00:47:04,910
some people end up dead.
936
00:47:04,911 --> 00:47:07,321
good luck.
937
00:47:16,033 --> 00:47:17,401
man: hey, what's up?
938
00:47:17,402 --> 00:47:18,604
hey, man.
939
00:47:18,605 --> 00:47:20,135
i'm gus.
940
00:47:20,141 --> 00:47:21,544
hey, gus. jerry.
941
00:47:21,545 --> 00:47:23,005
get your tang?
942
00:47:23,014 --> 00:47:24,415
- tang?
- yeah.
943
00:47:24,416 --> 00:47:26,586
oh, yeah, yeah, right.
944
00:47:26,588 --> 00:47:28,688
it's something, right,
but it does the trick.
945
00:47:28,692 --> 00:47:29,692
yeah, mm-hmm.
946
00:47:29,694 --> 00:47:32,732
give me a second.
947
00:47:32,733 --> 00:47:35,443
i only like dealing to my kind,
you know what i mean?
948
00:47:35,444 --> 00:47:38,076
these fucking niggers out here,
949
00:47:38,077 --> 00:47:40,447
put a stench on their money.
950
00:47:40,448 --> 00:47:42,048
put their money
in your pocket, man.
951
00:47:42,052 --> 00:47:45,390
and you got nigger stench
all over your money.
952
00:47:45,391 --> 00:47:46,760
come on, take a look
at this, man.
953
00:47:46,761 --> 00:47:48,531
this ain't the usual
street shit.
954
00:47:48,532 --> 00:47:50,702
this is gourmet.
955
00:47:50,703 --> 00:47:53,206
uh, it's, you know,
i can't, uh...
956
00:47:53,207 --> 00:47:55,444
i can't. thanks, gus, but can't.
957
00:47:55,445 --> 00:47:56,745
can't what?
958
00:47:56,748 --> 00:47:58,448
i gotta, you know,
i gotta try not...
959
00:47:58,451 --> 00:48:00,020
gotta what, man?
960
00:48:00,021 --> 00:48:01,690
try to shut the mother down,
you know what i mean?
961
00:48:01,691 --> 00:48:03,391
aw, come on. shut the
mother down tomorrow.
962
00:48:03,394 --> 00:48:05,570
look, man, this shit will
put you through the roof.
963
00:48:05,571 --> 00:48:06,696
thanks, man. i got to go.
964
00:48:06,701 --> 00:48:08,436
whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa!
965
00:48:08,437 --> 00:48:10,577
what the fuck are you doing?
966
00:48:12,379 --> 00:48:15,618
jesus, i'm only trying to
fucking do you a solid here.
967
00:48:15,619 --> 00:48:18,089
just relax, man.
968
00:48:19,459 --> 00:48:22,069
don't be cheap, man.
969
00:48:25,004 --> 00:48:26,644
how much?
970
00:48:29,547 --> 00:48:31,517
slow, baby.
971
00:48:44,376 --> 00:48:45,546
i can't breathe.
972
00:48:46,815 --> 00:48:49,145
all right, keep breathing.
973
00:48:49,152 --> 00:48:50,152
breathe.
974
00:48:50,154 --> 00:48:52,224
i am.
975
00:48:52,225 --> 00:48:55,095
ha ha!
976
00:48:55,098 --> 00:48:57,798
oh, fuck, man.
977
00:48:57,803 --> 00:49:00,575
look at my view, baby. hmm?
978
00:49:00,576 --> 00:49:01,846
do you like my office?
979
00:49:01,847 --> 00:49:03,714
look at my view, jerry.
980
00:49:03,715 --> 00:49:05,615
fuck me.
981
00:49:08,190 --> 00:49:09,460
jesus! what are you
fucking doing?
982
00:49:09,461 --> 00:49:11,159
ha ha!
983
00:49:11,163 --> 00:49:13,643
come on, come on. get up.
984
00:49:24,289 --> 00:49:30,299
♪ change my picture,
smack my picture ♪
985
00:49:30,301 --> 00:49:32,070
it's my turn.
986
00:49:32,071 --> 00:49:35,181
♪ change my picture,
smack my picture ♪
987
00:49:38,618 --> 00:49:42,188
♪ change my picture,
smack my picture ♪
988
00:49:45,298 --> 00:49:49,268
♪ change my picture,
smack my picture ♪
989
00:49:55,752 --> 00:49:56,892
easy, easy!
990
00:50:18,932 --> 00:50:20,902
♪ smack my picture. ♪
991
00:50:20,903 --> 00:50:22,409
what, you going somewhere?
992
00:50:22,410 --> 00:50:24,735
no. my kid's got
pony lessons in a hour.
993
00:50:24,744 --> 00:50:26,345
i'm here, though, i'm here.
994
00:50:26,346 --> 00:50:27,946
you're right.
you're absolutely correct.
995
00:50:27,950 --> 00:50:30,755
it's great. write it down...
996
00:50:30,756 --> 00:50:32,486
whoa!
997
00:50:32,492 --> 00:50:34,361
you okay, jerry?
998
00:50:34,362 --> 00:50:36,800
hi. yeah, i'm cool.
999
00:50:36,801 --> 00:50:38,471
hey, can you do me a favor?
1000
00:50:38,472 --> 00:50:40,470
could you please get
me a glass of water?
1001
00:50:40,474 --> 00:50:41,510
thank you very much.
1002
00:50:41,511 --> 00:50:42,511
sorry i'm late.
1003
00:50:42,513 --> 00:50:43,683
okay, so, where we at?
1004
00:50:43,684 --> 00:50:46,652
next season's notes.
1005
00:50:46,654 --> 00:50:47,924
okay, i really like
the idea of breaking
1006
00:50:47,925 --> 00:50:49,430
the fourth wall in a new way.
1007
00:50:49,431 --> 00:50:50,995
i just... i'm a little concerned
1008
00:50:50,996 --> 00:50:52,596
that it's gonna get old
before the season's over.
1009
00:50:52,600 --> 00:50:54,769
no, no, no. pam.
thank you very much.
1010
00:50:54,770 --> 00:50:56,974
guy hates me, right?
1011
00:50:56,975 --> 00:50:58,575
let me tell you something,
1012
00:50:58,578 --> 00:51:00,278
have you ever seen "nosferatu"?
1013
00:51:00,281 --> 00:51:01,950
or, like, fritz lang's "m"?
1014
00:51:01,951 --> 00:51:04,621
okay, okay, all right,
how about, like.
1015
00:51:04,624 --> 00:51:05,893
"the patty duke show"?
1016
00:51:05,894 --> 00:51:07,294
the first time i saw that thing,
1017
00:51:07,295 --> 00:51:08,425
it gave me nightmares
for three nights.
1018
00:51:08,430 --> 00:51:11,240
the point is, realism...
1019
00:51:18,918 --> 00:51:20,618
is dead.
1020
00:51:20,622 --> 00:51:21,760
expressionism is where it's at,
1021
00:51:21,761 --> 00:51:22,828
you know what i'm talking about?
1022
00:51:22,829 --> 00:51:25,696
i don't know.
1023
00:51:25,699 --> 00:51:27,399
i'm just a product
of public education.
1024
00:51:27,402 --> 00:51:28,742
i don't know what the hell
you're talking about.
1025
00:51:28,743 --> 00:51:30,838
no. i think what jerry's
trying to say is
1026
00:51:30,842 --> 00:51:34,516
he wants to express
the emotions externally,
1027
00:51:34,517 --> 00:51:36,247
you know, like
in a set, in music...
1028
00:51:36,253 --> 00:51:38,022
music, music, music.
that's what it's about.
1029
00:51:38,023 --> 00:51:41,763
i'm talking about... why can't
pamela just walk in one day,
1030
00:51:41,764 --> 00:51:43,534
belt it out and sing it.
1031
00:51:43,535 --> 00:51:45,604
just in the middle of a show,
for no reason whatsoever.
1032
00:51:45,605 --> 00:51:47,035
we're talking it's you and bert,
you and bert, boom, boom, boom.
1033
00:51:47,041 --> 00:51:48,811
and all of a sudden,
boom, she pops out,
1034
00:51:48,812 --> 00:51:50,648
and she starts singing, okay?
1035
00:51:50,649 --> 00:51:51,949
i don't know what. she's
doing, like, ethel merman,
1036
00:51:51,951 --> 00:51:52,951
♪ oh, i love a parade ♪
1037
00:51:52,953 --> 00:51:54,823
or something like that.
1038
00:51:54,824 --> 00:51:56,664
you turn around, and a swimming
pool opens up below everybody,
1039
00:51:56,665 --> 00:51:58,630
and then we go right
back into the scene,
1040
00:51:58,631 --> 00:52:00,031
we never even make
any mention of it.
1041
00:52:00,034 --> 00:52:01,941
it's all unsaid.
you know what that is?
1042
00:52:01,942 --> 00:52:04,508
you know what that shit is?
that's hot.
1043
00:52:07,248 --> 00:52:09,518
kitty: so nobody could
tell you were fucked up?
1044
00:52:09,520 --> 00:52:11,390
jerry: oh, no, i was
fired immediately.
1045
00:52:11,391 --> 00:52:13,927
man: and a bear claw.
1046
00:52:13,928 --> 00:52:15,628
no, no.
1047
00:52:15,632 --> 00:52:16,772
you know, we took the kids
to denny's last night.
1048
00:52:16,773 --> 00:52:17,837
my stomach flipped.
1049
00:52:17,838 --> 00:52:19,536
was it somebody's birthday?
1050
00:52:19,540 --> 00:52:20,640
jerry: of course, i
didn't tell sandra.
1051
00:52:20,642 --> 00:52:21,682
you go there on your birthday,
1052
00:52:21,683 --> 00:52:22,977
and they give you a free meal.
1053
00:52:22,980 --> 00:52:24,350
jerry: but i wasn't worried.
1054
00:52:24,351 --> 00:52:26,418
i still took a lot of meetings.
1055
00:52:26,419 --> 00:52:28,659
unfortunately
they were all with gus.
1056
00:52:28,660 --> 00:52:31,897
excuse me. did i summon you?
1057
00:52:31,898 --> 00:52:34,067
did i ask you to come over here?
1058
00:52:34,068 --> 00:52:35,604
just doing her job.
1059
00:52:35,605 --> 00:52:36,935
i'm trying to do my job.
1060
00:52:36,941 --> 00:52:38,911
this is where i do business.
1061
00:52:38,912 --> 00:52:40,781
well, she's doing her business
'cause she's a waitress.
1062
00:52:40,782 --> 00:52:41,982
i'll tell you what,
1063
00:52:41,984 --> 00:52:43,523
why don't you mind
your own business.
1064
00:52:43,524 --> 00:52:45,321
well, why don't you
mind your own business?
1065
00:52:45,324 --> 00:52:46,358
nyeh nyeh nyeh.
1066
00:52:46,359 --> 00:52:49,529
ha ha! look what i got you.
1067
00:52:49,533 --> 00:52:50,868
what's that?
1068
00:52:50,869 --> 00:52:52,369
dilaudid.
1069
00:52:52,371 --> 00:52:54,041
i don't want it.
1070
00:52:54,042 --> 00:52:55,882
put it away. might be undercover in here.
put it away.
1071
00:52:55,883 --> 00:52:57,379
well, you just
put it on the table.
1072
00:52:57,381 --> 00:52:58,591
i put it by the sugar.
1073
00:52:58,592 --> 00:52:59,745
all right.
1074
00:52:59,753 --> 00:53:00,963
put it away. you can afford it.
1075
00:53:00,964 --> 00:53:02,556
you're writing for that martian.
1076
00:53:02,559 --> 00:53:03,759
you're doing fine.
1077
00:53:03,761 --> 00:53:07,969
- wasn't from mars.
- whatever.
1078
00:53:07,970 --> 00:53:09,710
taste my mouth.
1079
00:53:12,478 --> 00:53:14,047
who loves you, jerry?
1080
00:53:14,048 --> 00:53:15,448
you do, gus.
1081
00:53:15,451 --> 00:53:17,491
no, i can't stand you.
telly savalas.
1082
00:53:17,492 --> 00:53:18,724
ha ha ha!
1083
00:53:18,725 --> 00:53:20,355
you don't get it.
1084
00:53:20,361 --> 00:53:22,364
"who loves you, baby?"
1085
00:53:22,365 --> 00:53:23,895
ha ha!
1086
00:53:44,576 --> 00:53:47,915
you know we have way
too much in common.
1087
00:53:47,916 --> 00:53:51,086
this is never gonna work.
1088
00:53:57,134 --> 00:54:01,914
trust me, it's better in a
motel than in a marriage.
1089
00:54:06,654 --> 00:54:07,822
hey.
1090
00:54:07,823 --> 00:54:09,692
hi.
1091
00:54:09,693 --> 00:54:10,894
you sick?
1092
00:54:10,895 --> 00:54:12,025
no.
1093
00:54:12,031 --> 00:54:13,631
why aren't you at work?
1094
00:54:13,634 --> 00:54:16,044
did you get fired
for being too erratic?
1095
00:54:16,045 --> 00:54:18,476
you seem happy?
1096
00:54:18,477 --> 00:54:20,616
yes, i do have a little
jaunt to my step, don't i?
1097
00:54:20,617 --> 00:54:21,975
actually, i've been promoted.
1098
00:54:21,984 --> 00:54:24,922
i've been made vp
creative affairs.
1099
00:54:24,923 --> 00:54:28,563
wow. vice president of
creative affairs is great.
1100
00:54:28,564 --> 00:54:30,567
it sounds like... what is that?
1101
00:54:30,568 --> 00:54:31,638
are you in charge of adultery
or something like that?
1102
00:54:31,639 --> 00:54:32,937
that's wonderful.
1103
00:54:32,939 --> 00:54:35,009
thank you.
1104
00:54:35,010 --> 00:54:36,780
we should go celebrate.
1105
00:54:36,781 --> 00:54:38,817
no. i meant, thank you...
1106
00:54:38,818 --> 00:54:40,788
for everything you've done.
1107
00:54:40,789 --> 00:54:42,658
i know it hasn't been easy.
1108
00:54:42,659 --> 00:54:46,869
oh... yeah, well...
1109
00:54:49,540 --> 00:54:51,008
i'm pregnant.
1110
00:54:51,009 --> 00:54:53,649
what?
1111
00:54:54,650 --> 00:54:57,788
i'm pregnant.
1112
00:54:57,789 --> 00:55:00,859
i went to cedars yesterday
and they confirmed it.
1113
00:55:18,764 --> 00:55:20,204
jerry?
1114
00:55:27,516 --> 00:55:29,986
get out!
1115
00:55:29,987 --> 00:55:33,225
i don't ever want
to see you again!
1116
00:55:33,226 --> 00:55:34,856
go!
1117
00:55:34,863 --> 00:55:36,803
oh, please!
1118
00:55:38,938 --> 00:55:42,678
out! i don't want
to see you ever again!
1119
00:56:02,719 --> 00:56:04,559
you have a baby?
1120
00:56:06,159 --> 00:56:09,765
nina.
1121
00:56:09,766 --> 00:56:11,536
that's a pretty name.
1122
00:56:11,537 --> 00:56:12,867
mmm...
1123
00:56:14,977 --> 00:56:17,615
did you ever see her?
1124
00:56:17,616 --> 00:56:21,716
no. i kinda got it together
to go to the hospital
1125
00:56:21,724 --> 00:56:23,094
when she was being born, but...
1126
00:56:23,095 --> 00:56:24,895
oh!
1127
00:56:24,896 --> 00:56:26,866
why she wanted me there,
i'll never know.
1128
00:56:26,867 --> 00:56:29,007
i'd been pretty much intoxicated
the whole nine months.
1129
00:56:29,008 --> 00:56:30,535
sandra.
1130
00:56:30,541 --> 00:56:31,941
woman: fetal monitor.
1131
00:56:31,944 --> 00:56:34,154
i told you not to
start this without me,
1132
00:56:34,155 --> 00:56:36,218
- didn't i?
- oh!
1133
00:56:46,239 --> 00:56:47,739
okay, hold on!
1134
00:56:47,742 --> 00:56:49,044
how's she doing?
1135
00:56:49,045 --> 00:56:50,575
woman: she's one minute apart.
1136
00:56:53,186 --> 00:56:54,616
oh!
1137
00:56:55,792 --> 00:56:58,028
ah, i can feel the baby's head.
1138
00:56:58,029 --> 00:57:00,029
is everything ok?
1139
00:57:03,273 --> 00:57:05,242
put this on, please.
1140
00:57:05,243 --> 00:57:08,516
all right, this is
short-sleeves, though.
1141
00:57:08,517 --> 00:57:10,247
it's regulation.
1142
00:57:10,253 --> 00:57:12,123
okay, can i... can i
just wear my shirt?
1143
00:57:12,124 --> 00:57:14,034
i mean, this is
very clean. it's...
1144
00:57:14,035 --> 00:57:16,098
hey, it's your baby coming.
1145
00:57:16,099 --> 00:57:18,599
if i was you, i'd hurry.
1146
00:57:20,006 --> 00:57:21,606
fuck.
1147
00:57:25,685 --> 00:57:26,945
jerry: hey.
1148
00:57:26,954 --> 00:57:28,823
congratulations.
you have a baby girl.
1149
00:57:28,824 --> 00:57:30,234
oh, god, i missed it.
1150
00:57:30,235 --> 00:57:31,827
oh, baby.
1151
00:57:31,830 --> 00:57:33,700
oh, look at that.
1152
00:57:33,701 --> 00:57:35,637
hey... are you okay?
1153
00:57:35,638 --> 00:57:37,238
hmm? all right.
1154
00:57:37,241 --> 00:57:38,941
oh, i missed it. i'm sorry.
1155
00:57:38,944 --> 00:57:41,354
doctor: could i, uh.
have a word with you?
1156
00:57:41,355 --> 00:57:42,818
- hmm?
- one second.
1157
00:57:42,819 --> 00:57:43,949
excuse us.
1158
00:57:47,261 --> 00:57:48,295
baby all right?
1159
00:57:48,296 --> 00:57:49,996
baby's fine.
1160
00:57:53,974 --> 00:57:55,614
kitty: so what time's your bus?
1161
00:57:55,615 --> 00:57:57,714
leaves in an hour.
1162
00:57:57,715 --> 00:58:01,755
so what do you have
back in l. a.?
1163
00:58:01,757 --> 00:58:02,957
nothing.
1164
00:58:02,959 --> 00:58:05,259
just my kid.
1165
00:58:05,263 --> 00:58:07,835
do you have a place to stay?
1166
00:58:07,836 --> 00:58:10,236
yeah, this christian rocker
from rehab named buddy.
1167
00:58:10,240 --> 00:58:13,610
has got a studio in hollywood
he said i could crash at.
1168
00:58:14,916 --> 00:58:16,846
you sure you want to go back?
1169
00:58:16,854 --> 00:58:17,921
uh-uh.
1170
00:58:17,922 --> 00:58:21,962
but, uh, you know, i figure...
1171
00:58:21,964 --> 00:58:26,004
for nina i should...
1172
00:58:26,005 --> 00:58:28,205
i want to be a part of that.
1173
00:58:28,209 --> 00:58:29,979
can you?
1174
00:58:29,980 --> 00:58:32,250
that's a good question.
1175
00:58:33,954 --> 00:58:36,334
you want to come
with me and find out?
1176
00:58:40,333 --> 00:58:42,771
okay.
1177
00:58:42,772 --> 00:58:45,209
well, you want
to get back in bed?
1178
00:58:45,210 --> 00:58:47,110
jesus, what is wrong with you?
1179
00:58:47,114 --> 00:58:48,853
whatever your parents
did to you,
1180
00:58:48,854 --> 00:58:51,221
they sure gave you
a pair of cast-iron balls,
1181
00:58:51,222 --> 00:58:53,091
i'll give 'em that much.
1182
00:58:53,092 --> 00:58:55,195
all right, just checking.
1183
00:58:55,196 --> 00:58:57,866
last chance for
the old kosher joy ride.
1184
00:58:57,869 --> 00:58:59,939
ha ha.
1185
00:59:01,409 --> 00:59:03,649
well, can i call you?
1186
00:59:05,751 --> 00:59:08,791
sure. call me. why not?
1187
00:59:12,097 --> 00:59:15,767
i'm pretty sure that i
fell in love with you.
1188
00:59:17,976 --> 00:59:22,176
that's a terrible thing
to say to somebody.
1189
00:59:22,184 --> 00:59:24,154
oh.
1190
00:59:29,899 --> 00:59:32,099
okay.
1191
00:59:32,104 --> 00:59:34,708
okay.
1192
00:59:34,709 --> 00:59:40,787
♪ i want a free ride ♪
1193
00:59:40,788 --> 00:59:46,798
♪ just to see
what it feels like ♪
1194
00:59:48,904 --> 00:59:54,214
♪ but even if it feels right ♪
1195
01:00:29,853 --> 01:00:31,488
kitty: you have a baby?
1196
01:00:31,489 --> 01:00:33,425
jerry: nina.
1197
01:00:33,426 --> 01:00:36,196
so you took care of her even
when you were strung out?
1198
01:00:36,198 --> 01:00:37,798
amazingly enough, yeah.
1199
01:00:37,802 --> 01:00:39,072
until one night she called.
1200
01:00:39,073 --> 01:00:40,807
when i was jonesing
like a lab rate.
1201
01:00:40,808 --> 01:00:42,338
sandra: jerry, listen,
i really need your help.
1202
01:00:42,344 --> 01:00:43,813
kitty: and?
1203
01:00:43,814 --> 01:00:45,352
some stories you can tell.
1204
01:00:45,353 --> 01:00:47,219
some you spend
the rest of your life.
1205
01:00:47,220 --> 01:00:49,390
trying to pretend
they never happened.
1206
01:00:49,391 --> 01:00:51,561
sandra: absolutely no
one to take care of nina.
1207
01:00:51,563 --> 01:00:53,933
well, can't you just
take her with you?
1208
01:00:53,934 --> 01:00:56,204
no, i can't take her with me.
1209
01:00:56,205 --> 01:00:58,035
i'm meeting with
the network all day.
1210
01:00:58,042 --> 01:01:00,281
and vola is working,
my sister's out of town,
1211
01:01:00,282 --> 01:01:01,880
the fucking sitter has the flu.
1212
01:01:01,883 --> 01:01:04,187
ok, all right, i'll take her.
1213
01:01:04,188 --> 01:01:05,788
are you sure?
1214
01:01:05,791 --> 01:01:08,261
i mean, you're not
getting high, are you?
1215
01:01:08,262 --> 01:01:10,265
you're ok?
1216
01:01:10,266 --> 01:01:11,966
yeah, i'm fine.
i'm absolutely fine.
1217
01:01:11,970 --> 01:01:13,305
better be.
1218
01:01:13,306 --> 01:01:14,936
sandra: my plane lands at 11:00.
1219
01:01:14,943 --> 01:01:16,353
so i'll be with you
around 12:00, okay?
1220
01:01:16,354 --> 01:01:17,945
12:00. okay.
1221
01:01:17,949 --> 01:01:19,849
- have you got any questions?
- uh-uh.
1222
01:01:19,853 --> 01:01:22,293
you've got those
instructions i gave you?
1223
01:01:22,294 --> 01:01:24,290
yeah. i got 'em right here.
1224
01:01:24,294 --> 01:01:26,574
jerry, you can't fuck this up.
i'm really depending on you.
1225
01:01:26,575 --> 01:01:29,566
right. that'll... right. okay.
1226
01:01:29,572 --> 01:01:31,241
if anything happens at all,
1227
01:01:31,242 --> 01:01:32,412
you call me at the hotel, okay?
1228
01:01:32,413 --> 01:01:34,247
yeah.
1229
01:01:34,248 --> 01:01:36,184
be careful.
1230
01:01:36,185 --> 01:01:38,185
okay.
1231
01:02:02,337 --> 01:02:07,077
- where the fuck you been?
- your directions sucked.
1232
01:02:07,080 --> 01:02:09,080
you got a baby?
1233
01:02:09,084 --> 01:02:10,620
shh!
1234
01:02:10,621 --> 01:02:12,590
come on, let me see
the baby. what?
1235
01:02:12,591 --> 01:02:14,460
i'm not gonna wake her up.
1236
01:02:14,461 --> 01:02:15,968
what's the matter with you?
1237
01:02:15,969 --> 01:02:17,225
what is this, a club?
1238
01:02:17,233 --> 01:02:18,501
what? it's my friend's place.
1239
01:02:18,502 --> 01:02:20,040
i'm not gonna bring
the baby in there.
1240
01:02:20,041 --> 01:02:21,439
of course you can't
bring the baby in there.
1241
01:02:21,442 --> 01:02:22,982
give me the money. it's all set up.
come on.
1242
01:02:22,983 --> 01:02:24,379
what are you talking about?
1243
01:02:24,381 --> 01:02:26,391
i'll be back
in a flash. come on.
1244
01:02:26,392 --> 01:02:28,385
no, no. i don't... no.
1245
01:02:28,389 --> 01:02:29,958
what do you mean, no, no, no?
1246
01:02:29,959 --> 01:02:32,059
i'm not...
1247
01:02:32,063 --> 01:02:35,673
you know what? fuck you then.
you don't trust me now?
1248
01:02:35,674 --> 01:02:37,406
okay...
1249
01:02:37,407 --> 01:02:39,007
you know what? you know what?
1250
01:02:39,011 --> 01:02:41,414
ok, you know what? here, okay.
1251
01:02:41,415 --> 01:02:42,645
thank you. jesus christ.
1252
01:02:44,287 --> 01:02:45,587
holy shit.
1253
01:02:45,591 --> 01:02:49,030
that's it. i'm out.
i'm wiped out.
1254
01:02:49,031 --> 01:02:50,600
relax.
1255
01:02:50,601 --> 01:02:54,511
let the kid suck on
your nipple, all right?
1256
01:03:31,716 --> 01:03:33,286
gus!
1257
01:03:34,287 --> 01:03:36,157
gus!
1258
01:03:37,160 --> 01:03:38,560
shit!
1259
01:03:43,305 --> 01:03:45,075
uh, is this steve-o?
1260
01:03:45,076 --> 01:03:47,446
this is... hi.
i'm a friend of gus'.
1261
01:03:47,447 --> 01:03:49,517
and he told me
to give you a call.
1262
01:03:49,519 --> 01:03:51,087
i'm actually trying
to get in touch with him.
1263
01:03:51,088 --> 01:03:52,418
he said you might know
where he's at.
1264
01:03:52,423 --> 01:03:54,761
i'm a friend of gus'.
1265
01:03:54,762 --> 01:03:56,999
he's... he's... no, no, no.
1266
01:03:57,000 --> 01:03:58,340
it's not bullshit.
i'm a friend of his.
1267
01:03:58,341 --> 01:04:00,235
he just said
if i was looking for him,
1268
01:04:00,239 --> 01:04:01,739
you'd know where he's at,
1269
01:04:01,743 --> 01:04:03,683
'cause we're supposed
to get together right now.
1270
01:04:03,684 --> 01:04:05,080
no, no, no. i'm not a cop.
1271
01:04:05,082 --> 01:04:08,221
hello? i'm not a
fucking cop, asshole.
1272
01:04:08,222 --> 01:04:10,062
fuck you.
1273
01:04:19,110 --> 01:04:20,650
ah!
1274
01:04:23,185 --> 01:04:24,985
come on.
1275
01:04:24,989 --> 01:04:27,527
fuck's that number?
1276
01:04:27,528 --> 01:04:30,165
yes!
1277
01:04:30,166 --> 01:04:33,366
i would like to make
a collect call for steve-o
1278
01:04:33,372 --> 01:04:35,512
from gus.
1279
01:04:57,688 --> 01:05:01,458
- hey.
- oh, jesus christ.
1280
01:05:01,461 --> 01:05:02,561
jerry, get out of here.
1281
01:05:02,564 --> 01:05:03,564
no, no, don't.
1282
01:05:03,733 --> 01:05:06,170
no, you look like shit.
1283
01:05:06,171 --> 01:05:08,174
um... i got you a muffin.
1284
01:05:08,175 --> 01:05:11,075
oh, no, no. jerry,
you cannot come in here.
1285
01:05:11,081 --> 01:05:13,484
you cannot die here, man.
1286
01:05:13,485 --> 01:05:15,485
you got to have something.
come on, please.
1287
01:05:15,489 --> 01:05:18,659
like a, you know,
cotton, something here.
1288
01:05:18,663 --> 01:05:20,733
a muffin.
1289
01:05:22,203 --> 01:05:24,613
i know you like
double chocolate.
1290
01:05:27,246 --> 01:05:29,046
aah!
1291
01:05:29,050 --> 01:05:30,350
what?
1292
01:05:30,353 --> 01:05:33,792
this is it. okay? this is it.
1293
01:05:33,793 --> 01:05:37,332
now, don't come
back here no more, ok?
1294
01:05:37,333 --> 01:05:38,803
'cause i got a warrant on my
ass!
1295
01:05:40,607 --> 01:05:42,077
woman, over radio: at 4 a. m.
1296
01:05:42,078 --> 01:05:45,246
stand up for you rights.
1297
01:05:45,249 --> 01:05:47,249
man, over radio: right here on
your personal radio station,
1298
01:05:47,253 --> 01:05:48,287
k. y. t. a.
1299
01:05:48,288 --> 01:05:50,088
energy is the source.
1300
01:05:50,092 --> 01:05:52,195
nothing happens without energy.
1301
01:05:52,196 --> 01:05:54,326
and the more of it you have,
1302
01:05:54,334 --> 01:05:57,242
the more of your personal
potential you're gonna tap into.
1303
01:05:57,243 --> 01:06:00,480
but see, energy's like the gas
that drives the car in traffic.
1304
01:06:00,481 --> 01:06:02,318
you don't want to run out
of emotional gas
1305
01:06:02,319 --> 01:06:04,286
when you're climbing
the hill of success.
1306
01:06:04,287 --> 01:06:07,357
otherwise, you'll find yourself
coasting back downhill.
1307
01:06:07,360 --> 01:06:09,329
and that's what happens
to a lot of people.
1308
01:06:09,330 --> 01:06:12,600
how many of you, for example,
1309
01:06:12,604 --> 01:06:14,214
could remember a day when you woke up
feeling really tired and lethargic?
1310
01:06:14,215 --> 01:06:17,107
how many can remember
a day like that?
1311
01:06:17,113 --> 01:06:19,450
for some of you, it was recent.
1312
01:06:19,451 --> 01:06:21,861
now, when you wake up
feeling really tired...
1313
01:06:33,746 --> 01:06:36,685
not usually the first thought,
is it?
1314
01:06:36,686 --> 01:06:39,456
first thought,
where is the coffee?
1315
01:06:39,457 --> 01:06:41,827
oh, my god, not another monday.
1316
01:06:41,829 --> 01:06:43,829
you know, when i came here
to new york,
1317
01:06:43,833 --> 01:06:45,536
i got an education.
1318
01:06:45,537 --> 01:06:47,407
i first started coming here
about two years ago.
1319
01:06:47,408 --> 01:06:48,836
i remember about
my third trip in,
1320
01:06:48,843 --> 01:06:51,282
i came on a wednesday,
you know, mid-week,
1321
01:06:51,283 --> 01:06:53,589
and i'm sitting in the back
of the car here, right,
1322
01:06:53,590 --> 01:06:55,356
and i turn on the stereo...
1323
01:06:58,596 --> 01:07:00,926
comes on, he goes, all right,
out there, ladies and gentlemen,
1324
01:07:00,934 --> 01:07:04,206
we made it! it's hump day!
1325
01:07:05,877 --> 01:07:08,214
you know what hump day is?
1326
01:07:08,215 --> 01:07:10,215
wednesday. yeah.
1327
01:07:10,219 --> 01:07:12,759
some people look at wednesday
as hump day...
1328
01:07:16,832 --> 01:07:19,571
can you imagine
if large numbers of people
1329
01:07:19,572 --> 01:07:23,852
spend five days out of every seven
looking forward to only two of them?
1330
01:07:23,853 --> 01:07:27,716
some people live for two days
out of every seven.
1331
01:07:27,721 --> 01:07:29,456
can you imagine living that way?
1332
01:07:29,457 --> 01:07:30,857
having such a boring,
disgusting life
1333
01:07:30,860 --> 01:07:32,260
you look forward
to two out of seven?
1334
01:07:32,263 --> 01:07:34,166
see, the bottom line is,
1335
01:07:34,167 --> 01:07:36,167
my monday is better than
most people's christmases
1336
01:07:36,171 --> 01:07:38,679
'cause i've learned how
to communicate with myself...
1337
01:08:13,178 --> 01:08:14,378
christ.
1338
01:08:16,619 --> 01:08:19,657
when was the last time
you changed the baby?
1339
01:08:19,658 --> 01:08:24,298
well, you know how
it is, officer...
1340
01:08:24,300 --> 01:08:25,969
kids...
1341
01:08:25,970 --> 01:08:30,410
i was just on my way
right now to get a diaper.
1342
01:08:32,316 --> 01:08:34,686
can i see some license
and registration?
1343
01:08:44,373 --> 01:08:46,778
keep it down.
1344
01:08:46,779 --> 01:08:49,519
wake the kid.
1345
01:09:04,982 --> 01:09:09,492
get out of the car,
dumb shit. come on.
1346
01:09:13,599 --> 01:09:15,639
why don't you give
social services a call.
1347
01:09:15,640 --> 01:09:17,506
we got a baby to pick up.
1348
01:09:17,507 --> 01:09:19,507
step to the front
of the vehicle, please.
1349
01:09:36,545 --> 01:09:38,845
come on, watch your head.
1350
01:11:06,391 --> 01:11:08,091
when you visit the supermarket,
1351
01:11:08,094 --> 01:11:10,434
do you purchase canned
dairy products every visit,
1352
01:11:10,435 --> 01:11:13,102
every other visit,
or once in a while?
1353
01:11:13,104 --> 01:11:14,543
uh, good evening, sir.
1354
01:11:14,544 --> 01:11:16,611
i'm calling families like yours
1355
01:11:16,612 --> 01:11:18,722
to ask a couple of quick questions
about your shopping practices.
1356
01:11:18,723 --> 01:11:21,986
do you visit the supermarket
more than once a week or less?
1357
01:11:46,972 --> 01:11:48,252
well, i'm glad
you're doing good.
1358
01:11:49,711 --> 01:11:52,481
sandra doesn't like
to talk about you,
1359
01:11:52,483 --> 01:11:55,693
but, uh, i know
you had a bad ride.
1360
01:11:57,727 --> 01:12:01,227
yeah, well, that's
the best i've heard it put.
1361
01:12:01,234 --> 01:12:04,773
huh. as long as it's
cool with sandra,
1362
01:12:04,774 --> 01:12:07,554
you can come by and see
nina anytime you want.
1363
01:12:07,555 --> 01:12:09,547
i have a kid up in marin.
1364
01:12:09,551 --> 01:12:11,186
i know what it's like.
1365
01:12:11,187 --> 01:12:14,225
thanks.
1366
01:12:14,226 --> 01:12:16,126
hey, here they are.
1367
01:12:16,130 --> 01:12:17,799
hey, can you get a wipey?
1368
01:12:17,800 --> 01:12:20,739
she's got some ink or something
on her face.
1369
01:12:20,740 --> 01:12:22,178
- yeah, sure.
- thanks.
1370
01:12:22,179 --> 01:12:24,045
- hey.
- give me a minute, okay?
1371
01:12:24,046 --> 01:12:25,176
let me get her cleaned up.
1372
01:12:25,182 --> 01:12:26,622
she's a bit of a mess.
1373
01:12:26,623 --> 01:12:29,788
she's not a mess.
she's beautiful.
1374
01:12:29,791 --> 01:12:32,228
she's a beautiful mess.
1375
01:12:32,229 --> 01:12:35,069
she's getting into
everything at the moment.
1376
01:12:35,070 --> 01:12:36,768
can i hold her?
1377
01:12:36,772 --> 01:12:38,741
yeah, sure.
1378
01:12:38,742 --> 01:12:42,749
here. it's okay.
good girl. good girl.
1379
01:12:42,750 --> 01:12:44,290
hey, sweetie, hi.
1380
01:12:49,029 --> 01:12:50,629
how are you?
1381
01:12:50,633 --> 01:12:52,703
marvelous.
1382
01:12:52,704 --> 01:12:54,707
what about you?
1383
01:12:54,708 --> 01:12:57,578
i feel like an alien.
1384
01:12:57,580 --> 01:13:01,920
never seen l. a.
straight before.
1385
01:13:01,922 --> 01:13:04,927
hey, she likes you.
doesn't go to anybody.
1386
01:13:04,928 --> 01:13:06,128
look at that, sandra.
1387
01:13:06,130 --> 01:13:08,200
it's sweet.
1388
01:13:10,138 --> 01:13:12,178
you know, jerry, i've got to go.
1389
01:13:17,620 --> 01:13:20,224
good girl.
1390
01:13:20,225 --> 01:13:23,225
good girl. good girl.
1391
01:13:23,231 --> 01:13:25,835
can i see her tomorrow?
1392
01:13:25,836 --> 01:13:28,675
well, i'm having
this brunch here tomorrow.
1393
01:13:28,676 --> 01:13:30,645
it's gonna be
pretty hectic, you know?
1394
01:13:30,646 --> 01:13:32,276
all right. how about monday?
1395
01:13:32,282 --> 01:13:34,822
daytime's bad. it'll have
to be in the evening.
1396
01:13:34,823 --> 01:13:36,191
all right. i was kind of hoping
1397
01:13:36,192 --> 01:13:37,890
we could make this
a regular thing.
1398
01:13:37,894 --> 01:13:40,799
don't make it difficult,
jerry, okay?
1399
01:13:40,800 --> 01:13:43,337
you're on a thin string already.
1400
01:13:43,338 --> 01:13:47,248
okay. fine.
1401
01:13:50,118 --> 01:13:51,858
hmm...
1402
01:14:01,675 --> 01:14:03,205
buddy?
1403
01:14:06,150 --> 01:14:08,590
hello?
1404
01:14:19,109 --> 01:14:21,614
hi.
1405
01:14:21,615 --> 01:14:25,254
you write me a love
letter or something?
1406
01:14:25,255 --> 01:14:28,725
my god.
1407
01:14:30,933 --> 01:14:32,869
can i come in?
1408
01:14:32,870 --> 01:14:34,710
yeah.
1409
01:14:37,814 --> 01:14:40,250
wow.
1410
01:14:40,251 --> 01:14:42,889
yeah, it's, um...
1411
01:14:42,890 --> 01:14:46,129
how did you find me?
1412
01:14:46,130 --> 01:14:49,135
oh. it's very complicated.
1413
01:14:49,136 --> 01:14:52,636
i called vola, and she
gave me your address.
1414
01:15:13,719 --> 01:15:15,859
i missed you.
1415
01:15:19,731 --> 01:15:21,231
no.
1416
01:15:21,233 --> 01:15:22,403
i didn't come here
1417
01:15:22,404 --> 01:15:25,012
to spend all my time
in bed with you.
1418
01:16:12,235 --> 01:16:14,105
hey.
1419
01:16:14,106 --> 01:16:16,206
hey.
1420
01:16:17,713 --> 01:16:20,323
i read the article you wrote.
1421
01:16:23,925 --> 01:16:25,455
and, uh, what did you think?
1422
01:16:25,461 --> 01:16:26,930
it was good.
1423
01:16:26,931 --> 01:16:28,801
sounded like you.
1424
01:16:28,802 --> 01:16:31,072
proved you were real.
1425
01:16:32,208 --> 01:16:34,078
something that you needed?
1426
01:16:34,079 --> 01:16:36,819
i guess so, yeah.
1427
01:16:42,830 --> 01:16:44,298
you have sugar?
1428
01:16:44,299 --> 01:16:46,039
yeah.
1429
01:16:48,174 --> 01:16:50,010
thanks.
1430
01:16:50,011 --> 01:16:53,051
so, uh, when do you
think you're going back?
1431
01:16:56,056 --> 01:16:59,356
actually, i'm not going back.
1432
01:17:05,976 --> 01:17:07,906
i'm moving to anchorage.
1433
01:17:09,717 --> 01:17:13,317
my brother owns
a hatchery up there,
1434
01:17:13,324 --> 01:17:15,393
and he's gonna open up
a brew pub,
1435
01:17:15,394 --> 01:17:17,334
and he asked me
to run it for him.
1436
01:17:17,335 --> 01:17:20,002
wow.
1437
01:17:20,004 --> 01:17:22,344
wow. that's terrific.
1438
01:17:23,812 --> 01:17:25,312
a brew pub, huh?
1439
01:17:26,483 --> 01:17:28,222
imagine me behind the bar,
1440
01:17:28,223 --> 01:17:30,490
like with a bunch of drunken
fishermen or something?
1441
01:17:30,491 --> 01:17:33,096
gosh. you hair in pigtails
1442
01:17:33,097 --> 01:17:38,337
and... parka... frozen bait.
1443
01:17:38,340 --> 01:17:40,440
that's great.
1444
01:17:40,444 --> 01:17:42,784
i never been to alaska.
1445
01:17:50,064 --> 01:17:54,104
it's so funny. i, um...
1446
01:17:54,105 --> 01:17:55,435
what?
1447
01:17:55,441 --> 01:17:59,081
no, i just think about
you all the time.
1448
01:17:59,082 --> 01:18:01,385
going and playing with nina,
1449
01:18:01,386 --> 01:18:04,886
and, uh, i just
kind of wonder what
1450
01:18:04,894 --> 01:18:10,070
you'd think of her.
1451
01:18:10,071 --> 01:18:14,445
when i'm on the bus,
look out the window,
1452
01:18:14,446 --> 01:18:20,386
i kind of... wonder
what you would look at.
1453
01:18:20,391 --> 01:18:23,061
we got under
each other's skin, huh?
1454
01:18:44,941 --> 01:18:48,948
fuck.
1455
01:18:48,949 --> 01:18:52,859
i've been hurt a lot, you know?
1456
01:18:54,225 --> 01:18:57,465
i've made a lot of
really dumb mistakes.
1457
01:19:04,412 --> 01:19:08,092
jerry stays out a
long time these days.
1458
01:19:23,217 --> 01:19:26,417
- ok?
- ok.
1459
01:19:42,589 --> 01:19:45,359
kitty:
jerry, i didn't want to have.
1460
01:19:45,361 --> 01:19:48,166
another of our famous good-byes,
1461
01:19:48,167 --> 01:19:50,367
so i didn't tell you that
my flight was this morning.
1462
01:19:53,243 --> 01:19:57,250
i'm not much good at these
things, so i'll just stop.
1463
01:19:57,251 --> 01:20:02,995
no, i can go on a little more,
i guess.
1464
01:20:02,996 --> 01:20:06,096
i will miss you.
1465
01:20:06,103 --> 01:20:09,513
and even though i know you'll
never show up in anchorage,
1466
01:20:09,514 --> 01:20:13,020
i'll entertain the notion
now and then.
1467
01:20:14,553 --> 01:20:16,693
see you later.
1468
01:20:30,317 --> 01:20:32,317
man, over radio:
during the 1980s,
1469
01:20:32,321 --> 01:20:33,761
jerry stahl was
a successful television writer
1470
01:20:33,762 --> 01:20:36,596
making $5,000 a week.
1471
01:20:36,597 --> 01:20:41,667
at the same time, he also had a $6,000
a week heroin and cocaine habit.
1472
01:20:41,674 --> 01:20:44,213
his dark and funny book is
called "permanent midnight."
1473
01:20:44,214 --> 01:20:46,451
it's a raw account
of the depths of his habit
1474
01:20:46,452 --> 01:20:48,489
and how he was able
to claw his way out.
1475
01:20:48,490 --> 01:20:50,156
when you got to hollywood
1476
01:20:50,157 --> 01:20:51,626
and you're working on
these series that i mentioned,
1477
01:20:51,627 --> 01:20:53,257
these were big series.
1478
01:20:53,263 --> 01:20:55,266
what kind of a double life
must you have lead?
1479
01:20:55,267 --> 01:20:57,307
because you had to at some
level perform as a writer.
1480
01:20:57,308 --> 01:20:59,135
well, tom, the beauty
of hollywood is
1481
01:20:59,142 --> 01:21:01,345
that everybody's
so self-obsessed,
1482
01:21:01,346 --> 01:21:03,316
they don't really notice
what anybody else is doing.
1483
01:21:03,317 --> 01:21:06,217
so basically, they come
filing in in the morning
1484
01:21:06,223 --> 01:21:07,992
with their cappuccinos
and croissants,
1485
01:21:07,993 --> 01:21:09,703
and i'd come bouncing in
with my heroin and syringes,
1486
01:21:09,704 --> 01:21:12,237
and pretty much lock
myself in the office
1487
01:21:12,238 --> 01:21:16,005
and get really pleasant for
about an hour and a half.
1488
01:21:16,009 --> 01:21:18,179
let's peel away a few
more layers here with jerry.
1489
01:21:18,180 --> 01:21:22,320
tell us the story as i kind
of teased into this segment
1490
01:21:22,321 --> 01:21:23,624
about the birth of your, uh...
1491
01:21:23,625 --> 01:21:24,625
of your child.
1492
01:21:24,627 --> 01:21:25,794
well, maury...
1493
01:21:25,795 --> 01:21:27,525
jerry: people always ask.
1494
01:21:27,532 --> 01:21:29,501
what's the worst thing
heroin drove you to do.
1495
01:21:29,502 --> 01:21:31,409
i always answer
showing up on maury.
1496
01:21:31,410 --> 01:21:34,306
but that's what you do
when you're a junky.
1497
01:21:34,312 --> 01:21:36,052
your number one job
is to shoot junk.
1498
01:21:36,053 --> 01:21:39,454
i'm sure damian
will concur with me on this.
1499
01:21:39,455 --> 01:21:40,724
i agree with jerry
1500
01:21:40,725 --> 01:21:44,225
that the damage is
irre... reprepable.
1501
01:21:44,232 --> 01:21:47,170
jerry: that's the
trouble with surviving.
1502
01:21:47,171 --> 01:21:50,580
at the end of the day, rolling
into a pta potluck dinner.
1503
01:21:50,581 --> 01:21:52,818
or paying the gas bill
can be more terrifying.
1504
01:21:52,819 --> 01:21:55,816
than the worst 3:00 a. m.
narcotic hell.
1505
01:21:55,822 --> 01:21:57,257
yep, wow.
1506
01:21:57,258 --> 01:21:58,794
but what do i know?
1507
01:21:58,795 --> 01:22:00,525
i got out with a bad liver
and enough debt.
1508
01:22:00,532 --> 01:22:02,132
to keep me in hock
till i'm 90...
1509
01:22:02,134 --> 01:22:03,670
if i'm still here.
1510
01:22:03,671 --> 01:22:04,811
jerry stahl, junkie.
1511
01:22:04,812 --> 01:22:06,576
we'll be right back.
1512
01:22:06,577 --> 01:22:09,617
and with my luck, i will be.
1513
01:22:15,227 --> 01:22:20,467
♪ it can come
from out of nowhere ♪
1514
01:22:20,471 --> 01:22:23,581
♪ hits you when you think
you've won ♪
1515
01:22:26,182 --> 01:22:31,826
♪ take it easy, my star,
your time is gonna come ♪
1516
01:22:31,827 --> 01:22:34,367
♪ your time is gonna come ♪
1517
01:22:39,375 --> 01:22:42,645
♪ yeah, you got
those crazy blue eyes ♪
1518
01:22:42,649 --> 01:22:46,856
♪ you got those crazy blue,
all those pretty smiles ♪
1519
01:22:46,857 --> 01:22:53,367
♪ i can see them laughing at
you, your time is gonna come ♪
1520
01:22:53,370 --> 01:22:57,850
♪ your time is gonna come ♪
1521
01:22:59,883 --> 01:23:06,328
♪ oh, i don't want to be
your punching bag ♪
1522
01:23:06,329 --> 01:23:12,439
♪ your complacent little
friends are so tragic and sad ♪
1523
01:23:12,441 --> 01:23:15,621
♪ i'm not gonna let you
overwhelm me anymore. ♪